Hey...I found this on Knewday's blog and thought I would post it here. It's fun. Just go to this website and determine what zodiac sign you should stay away from. LOl
| Never Date an Aquarius |
 Freaky, unconventional, and downright strange - it's likely that any Aquarius will weird you out. And if you do happen to fall for an Aquarius, you'll probably find them too emotionally distant to connect with. Instead try dating: Cancer, Pisces, Capricorn, or Virgo |
Ok, I'm going to list some of my pet peeves....these things drive me freaking crazy!!!!!
There have been several occasions in the past when I’ve had conversations with divorced men about their desire to ever remarry. For some reason most of those men said they had absolutely no desire to ever get remarried again. What in the sam hill is that about? LOL
Are divorced men so jaded by their past marriage that their first inclination is to scream a resounding “Hell no!” when talking about marriage again. Men…is it really that bad?
Hell, I’m divorced and I never had the attitude that I would never try it again nor do most of the divorced women I know.
Hmmmmm…it makes you wonder sometimes.
Hey all!!! I hope everyone had a great weekend. What did you do?
I have a question for all of you....how do you balance your checking account? Do you still use the checkbook registry to keep track of your purchases? I do. lol
So how do you keep track of your purchases and expenses from your checking account? I do use Quicken to download all transactions and determine where I'm spending my money but I also need to keep an updated checkbook registry as well so that I can always know exactly how much I have in my account at all times.
Hmmmmm....whatcha think?
Ok, I just heard on the news this morning that a middle school child in Vienna, VA was sent to the prinicpal's office because he put his arm around his little girlfriend. Apparently this school has a no touching policy. WHAT!!!! Excuse me!!! No touching policy?
According to the new rules, no one is to touch any one for any reason whatsoever. No hugging, no hi-fiving, no handshaking......NOTHING!
Is that the most asinine rule you have ever heard or is it me?
Geesh!
You know what.........???? I love you guys! I truly do. I've gotten some really nice emails and comments and I just want to say that I appreciate each and every one of you. I really do.
I still have my sad moments and I have my good moments. It's getting better. It really is. I'm looking forward to this weekend and having a good time.
Thanks again everyone...you will never know just how much you all have meant to me the past few days.
Hey all....I don't have any funny or insightful things to post this morning. I'm feeling rather down today. I've been dealing with the demise of the relationship I tried so hard to hold on to. I haven't even told any of my friends or family yet that The Analyst and I broke up. I just don't know what to say nor do I feel like fielding a million and one questions about why we are no longer together. I am still very tender about this right now and I just can't answer alot of questions about it.
I am hurt and angry that I am back here again. Alone, depressed and lonely. I am angry and hurt that he destroyed what we had. In the beginning things were so amazing. We were closer then two people could possibly be. We were looking toward a future together then for some reason it all stopped and I am left here just confused and hurt to my core.
He called me this morning to talk..... to tell me how things are not going the way he had hoped they would and how sorry he was that things are the way they are between us. I just lost it on the phone and just cried and cried. I just couldn't stop. Even now as I write this at work I am sitting here at my desk trying to hold it together but not doing a very good job of it.
What do I tell people? I don't want to face this.
I had an appointment with my ENT doctor yesterday and was told I needed an outpatient surgery. That saddened me. Not because of the surgery...that's nothing but because there is absolutely no one that I can count on to take me and be with me while this surgery is taking place. It just drove home the point that I am so completely alone.
This is a very depressing place to be in right now.
I'll bounce back and be ok at some point but right now I am feeling pretty low.
I am going to have such a fabulous week!! My boss (who sits right behind me!) is on vacation this entire week!!!!
Don't get me wrong, I like her and all. She's a really cool boss and we get along great but I can relax more then I normally would and that feels great!!
I usually leave work around 5:00pm..... HELLLOOOO 4:00pm!!! Yeah baby!! HAHAHAHA....
Do you feel more relaxed when your boss is off!
Hellloooo to sleeping in a little! Hell....I feel like I'M on vacation. LOL
Have you ever visited one of your favorite bloggers only to find that they have put up a "I'm busting out of this blogging shit" message?
I mean really........I want to tell them..."Bring your ass back and continue to blog dammit because without you my day would be boring as hell. How dare you leave me?"
LOL I know it's crazy and people stop blogging for their own personal reasons but think of us for goddness sake! We, the reading public, enjoy reading your blogs so you can't just up and abandon us like this.
Oh...this only applies to the fun bloggers. LOL
When it comes to relationships why do men and women speak two different languages? We women speak from emotion and the heart and men speak from their dicks and their heads. It’s a sad but true fact. It’s a wonder that with this communication gap we ever get together much less understand each other.
Men, we women are not very difficult to understand or please. We want you to make us feel important. Wanted. Loved. Desired. Protected. A simple gesture can accomplish that. Try calling your woman in the middle of the day just to say “Honey I miss you and needed to hear your voice.” Do you realize how far that will take you?!!! We can live off that call alone for a month! We are not that complex. Men, grab her by the lower waist and pull her close to you and kiss her like you want to rip her clothes off then walk out the door and head to work.
Men, if we feel loved, desired and secure you would be surprised at what we would be willing to do for you. It puts us in a mode of wanting to do anything we can to please you. We would be the most pleasant creatures to be around.
As long as we know you love us we will stick with you through your long ass prison stint! (some of us anyway! hahaha) Seriously, if things are rough and rocky, man, we’d be right by your side trying to help you steady that boat.
When things get rough we want to support and nurture and communicate. What do you men do when things get rough, you crawl into your shell and become emotionally distant. You become moody and difficult to deal with. You push us so far to the side that we feel we no longer matter. We begin to feel that we are unwanted and undesirable.
Men, listen very closely to your woman when she is expressing these feelings because once she feels this way she is then going to open the door for another person to make her feel loved and desirable. Once this happens, there is no going back.
This is where I find myself these days.
Another blogger made a post about rude drivers last week and this morning I thought I would write my own post as well.
When I am driving in the fast lane in a 65 mile an hour speed limit doing 76….don’t flash me or honk at me to drive faster! MOVE AROUND ME! That only tends to make me slow the hell down.
When I am stopped in a turning lane waiting for traffic to pass so that I can proceed….DO NOT come from BEHIND me and try to get in front of me!!! I HATE THAT!! I'm not sitting cockeyed in the middle of the street for no reason dipshit.
Do not…I repeat….DO NOT park directly in front of my house. There are 50 other places to park….why in the hell would you park in front of MY front door. Move down ONE space.
Assholes!
UGH!!!!
End rant.
Have you had a moment in your life when you wanted the ground to just open up and swallow you whole to never be heard from again?
I have had a few but one is a clear front runner. I was seeing this guy years ago in my early twenties. To say I was hooked on this guy would be an understatement. He was the guy I experienced my first orgasm with. I was young and dumb back then because I was quite inexperienced in the world of romance. We were not exclusive which, of course, was something I wanted but he could not provide but I nonetheless stuck with him.
He invited me over to his place one evening. I thought we were going to spend some quality time together but as I pulled into the parking lot of his apartment building I noticed two girls getting out of their car and walk toward his apartment. I sat frozen in my car watching as he opened the door and let these women in. “Did he forget I was coming over?’ immediately flashed in my head. I sat there in the car waiting to see if the girls were going to leave. About 3 minutes later he came out accompanied by the two women carrying a bag. Apparently he was headed to work. My dumb ass didn’t know what to do at that moment so I ducked down so he couldn’t see me. Bright idea seeing as I was parked directly in front of his building! I was hoping they would all get in their respective cars and drive off without noticing me there. No chance. I looked up and saw him looking at me through the car window. I didn’t know what to do so I just started the car and drove off!
I was mortified. I am sure he thought I was a crazed stalker or something. In all these years we have never EVER discussed that incident.
I still cringe when I think of that moment.
As sad as it may seem, I really want to cheat on The Analyst. I am embarrassed to say it but it's true. I want to go out...meet a really hot, sexy man and have the best sex in my life then go home and never mention it to him.
I am not a cheater. I fear karma and retribution way too much. My life is going great and I am really afraid of messing with that by committing a heinous indiscretion but my body needs to be worked over!
The Analyst is a great guy but he is so not the hot lover I wish. We have sex rarely and when we do it's not very satisfying so I have fantasies of meeting a guy, allowing him to ravage my body then go home with no strings attached.
The Analyst is wonderful in so many ways.....he's intelligent, kind, considerate, generous, attentive and can cook his ass off. Because of all of that I could never see myself leaving him...I just want great sex.
How important is sex to you? Could you be with someone you really care about, someone who was absolutely wonderful in every way except the bedroom?
Think about it.....how much does sex really matter? You could meet someone that you have great sex with but they are a complete ass in every other aspect of their personality thereby eliminating any hope of a real relationship. I don't know.
Cheating is not an option but it doesn't stop the fantasies....oh well.
Hello all! I hope that you all had wonderful weekends. As you know I went to the fabulous ATL this weekend. Let me first start out by saying that I absolutely LOVE ATL!! I always have and always will. Every time I go I have the best time.
Years ago, when I would visit my girlfriend in Atlanta we would party our hearts out! She would take me to the most fabulous spots and we would men watch and flirt all night. I loved it.
Then she got married. I love her husband, he is a great guy. He is the best husband I have seen come this way ever! Well, since her marrying, our parting has curtailed quite a bit. We either go to pretty tame places with hubby in toe or we forgo partying all together. It’s cool. I have no problems as just hanging with them is fun enough for me.
Since I went there for her baby shower there was absolutely no parting involved this go round.
I was charged with getting my girlfriend out of the house for the day so that her daughter and husband could decorate.
Can I tell you that she showed me some really nice houses there? Absolutely beautiful. Then we went to the mall to do some girl bonding. That is when things really changed.
She and I actually talked, heart to heart like we never had before. It was wonderful. We both revealed that we were experiencing the exact same issues with our men! I so wish I could tell The Analyst that he is not alone in his issues but that would just prove to embarrass him and I refuse to do that. We all know how fragile the male ego is.
I feel closer to her then I ever had before. This was the best ATL trip I have taken thus far.
Did you all enjoy your weekends? Tell me all about it.
Hello everyone,
I hope you all have a WONDEFUL weekend! I am off on a mini vacation for the weekend to Atlanta GA! I need a vacation so I am excited.
I will see you all in blogosphere in Monday!!!!
Take care!
