Friday, November 25, 2011

Diva's 2011 Sexiest Women Alive

Hello ladies and gentlemen. It is that time of year again. Time to release my fifth annual sexiest women alive list.

Please feel free to add your comments to the post as usual. If you want to catch up on past lists then check this link out.

With out further ado, here are 2011's sexiest women alive:


#10

Ashley Greene




#9

Zoe Saldana




#8

Milla Jovovich




#7

Jessica Simpson




#6

Olivia Wilde




#5

Nikki Reed




#4

Charlise Theron




#3

Julianne Hough




#2

Sophia Vergara




...and the Sexiest Woman of 2011...

Jennifer Lopez!!




I hope you enjoyed reading this list as much as i did writing it for you. Please leave comments below.




Friday, November 18, 2011

Diva's 2011 Sexiest Men Alive

Hello ladies and gentlemen. It is that time of year again. Time to release my fifth annual sexiest men alive list.

Please feel free to add your comments to the post as usual. If you want to catch up on past lists then check this link out.

With out further ado, here are 2010 sexiest men alive:

#10

Bruno Mars




#9

Gerard Butler




#8

Chris Noth aka Mr. Big





#7

Josh Duhamel




#6

Ben affleck




#5

Derek Hough




#4

Ryan Gosling




#3

Ashton Kutcher




#2

Ryan Reynolds




..... and the the sexiest man alive is.....

Taylor Lautner



There you have it, the sexiest men of 2011!!



Wednesday, November 9, 2011

I Don't Want to Talk To Your Kid

Hello Bloghearts. I hope all is well. I just got off of the telephone with one of my closest friends. I'll call her Hyper. Hyper and I have been friends for more the 30 years. I love her, I really do.

Hyper has a 4 year old son. Every time she and I speak on the phone she has to put the little guy on the phone. I hate when she does that. She'll put him on the phone and you can hear her in the background, "Say hi. Say hi to Aunt Diva." Silence. He just totally sits there holding the phone saying absolutely nothing. It's very awkward and annoying. I find myself yelling into the receiver, "Hey honey. How are you? Hey honey. You there?" I don't call there to talk to her son and try to get him to speak. I can feel brain cells dying every mili-second that goes by.

People, I love kids, I really do. I want to just squeeze them every time I am around them but I really don't want to talk to them on the phone.

Why do people like putting their kids on the phone? Better yet, why do people think that I want to talk to the little buggers?

Diva loves the kids.



Thursday, November 3, 2011

Ask Tee

Hello Bloghearts, it's been forever since I've done one of these Ask Tee's and thought it was about time I get back on board. So here goes.

Question:

Dear Tee,

I have an issue I need advice on and I can't ask anyone I know. I met this guy two months ago that I like. He's a gentleman, kind and generous. He's treats me like a queen. The problem is there is no zsa zsa zuh. You know, that chemical explosion you feel when you meet someone and all you want to do is rip their clothes off. Well, the problem is I just met this guy a couple of days ago and he is handsome sexy but he is the exact thing I need to run from. He's been in prison three times, he is a serious reformed bad boy. He's turned his life around. He's not as gentlemanly as the first guy but there is a serious chemical reaction going on. I know for sure the second guy would end like all the others I've felt this way about in the past....no where! All I really want to do is sex this guy up and leave him alone but I'm not sure if I should.

Tee, the first guy and I aren't a committed couple but he is husband material. the second guy could be nothing more then a play toy. Should I risk what I could build with the first guy for a fling with the second guy? I really want to do this second guy. what should I do?

Signed,
Tortured


Dear Tortured,

My first reaction is to tell you to go ahead and get your freak on!!!! But, common sense prevails and I have to give you a proper answer. If you want a relationship with this first guy I would suggest you leave the second guy alone. I know the thrill of a hot fling is alluring but the first guy sounds like a keeper.

Try spicing up your relationship with the first guy. maybe you could ignite that torch you are looking for.



If you have a situation that you need help sorting out just send Tee and email to asktee@hotmail.com