Ok, In an effort to be fair, I felt it necessary to compile a Top 10 Sexiest WOMEN Alive list. Altough there are thousands of sexy men and women I had to narrow the field to just 10. Some of these women are very well known while some not as recognizable but no less sexy. I hope you enjoy.

#10

Janelle Piezina from Big Brother #6.

#9

Lauren London.

This 23 year old beauty appeared in such movies as ATL, and This Season. She will also appear in the upcoming 2008 release of Next Day Air. She also made an appearance on an episode of Entourage.

#8

Eva Longoria

#7

Kerry Washington

This beautiful actress has been around for quite some time. She's had roles is such moves as Ray, Fantastic 4, Last King Of Scotland and I Think I love My Wife. She's also made her way on the small screen in such shows as Boston Legal.

#6

Jessica Simpson

#5

Ciara.

This gorgeous woman is no stranger to the music seen with several number #1 hits and sultry dance moves she will definitely be around for many years to come.

#4

Jessica Alba

#3

Alessandra Ambrosio

This gorgeous, sexy Victoria Secret model was a no brainer for this list.

#2

Halle Berry

AND THE SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE!!!!

Number #1

BEYONCE!

I was driving up the street adjacent to my job on the way back from a lunch outing. As I passed a bank located on my left side I saw a woman flanked by two official looking men.

Nothing unusual about that except she was handcuffed and they had her by the arms escorting her to a car in the parking lot.

Something tells me she is having a bad day. It’s gonna really suck for her when she makes that call to her husband, "Uh Honey...I think I'll be a little late for dinner tonight."

DOH!

I wonder what she did. Hmmmmmmmm….

I figured since People magazine can decide all willy nilly who THEY think should be on their sexiest men alive list I thought I'd come up with my own list of scrumptious men. Most of these men are of course very well known but a couple may not be as recognizable but they are no less sexy.

So without further ado here is my top 10 sexiest men alive:

Number #10
George Clooney

Number #9
Mark Wahlberg Number #8
Dr. Robert Rey

He is the oh so fine doctor on Style Network's Dr. 90210. Ohhh la la!

Number #7
Tom Brady

(born August 3, 1977 in San Mateo, California) is an American football quarterback for the New England Patriots of the National Football League. After playing college football at Michigan, Brady was drafted by the Patriots in the sixth round of the 2000 NFL Draft.

Number #6

Will Smith

Number #5

Lamman Rucker

He is a sexy Libra born on October 6th. He's made several appearances on TV shows and movies. He appeared on All My Children, As The World Turns, All of Us, Half and Half and Why Did I get Married.

Number #4

Rick Fox

This oh so sexy ex NBA player turned actor was a must for my list.

Number #3

Shemar Moore

This ex model turned actor is my future ex husband.

Number #2

Kaysar Ridha

All of you Big Brother fans should know this scrumptious hunk very well. He's making his way into the acting arena so you will be seeing a lot more of him.

AND THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!!!!!

Number #1

David Beckham

I am so waiting for him to divorce Posh. Then he's ALL MINE! She doesn't deserve him.

For the men, later this week we will be profiling the 10 Sexiest Women Alive. Stay tuned.

I was looking at my cell phone thinking how bored I am with it and that I'd like a new one. I get on Sprints website because I'm too lazy to get in my car and drive my happy ass to the store. As I'm perusing the site. I see a couple phones that I actully think are ok.

I begin to wonder if I was eligible for a discount on the upgraded phone. I call the customer service number and once all the preliminary crap gets out of the way I find out I can receive $150 off the purchase of my next phone!!! YIPPEEE!!! But then it dawns on me.......'what's the catch?' so I ask the woman on the phone if I am required to sign ANOTHER 2 year contract. She informs me that in order to get that $150 off I need to sign a contract for 2 years.

Sprint can kiss my ass! There is no way I'm signing another contract and be a slave to them for two more freakin years. They had me locked in for the last 6 years...they can just forget it!

I'll just pay the full price of the phone.

Bastards!

I'm sitting home last night, watching TV, chilling out with The Analyst when all of a sudden my cell phone goes off indicating a text message. I walk over, flip the cover over and see, much to my surprise, that the text was from The Manager. THE MANAGER!!! I hadn't heard from him since September when he fell off the face of the earth. The text message simply said:

"hey u"

As if he had been talking to me all along. I just replied, "Hi stranger." He gives me the tired old bullshit about me disappearing on him and how he left two messages and all that crap when he knows I called him and left the last message. Anyway, I'm not sure what he wants after all this time. I told him to call me so that I can hear what it is he has to say for himelf.

It's all really mute at this point since I'm with The Analyst now and nothing is going to change that. Hmmmmm.....Men!!!

I admire people that have large families. Especially if they are a very close knit family. My immediate family is rather small, just myself, my two brothers and my mother plus a few nieces and couple of nephews. That’s it. My father died many years ago unfortunately. I do have a couple aunts and uncles and several cousins all spread out from New Jersey all the way to Alabama. I am not really close with any of them actually. We all never call each other on the phone. We never visit each other.

I was reading someone’s blog the other day and she was lamenting on how she was going to be lonely this holiday season and how she wishes she had family to spend it with. Her mother lives in another state and she only has a son. It’s just the three of them.

It got me to thinking. I have family that I really couldn’t care less seeing but how would I feel if I didn’t have them. How would that make me feel to really be alone? I plan to just spend a quite Thanksgiving with The Analyst and that’s it. My one brother has to work and the other one will be alone because his wife is going to be with her family this holiday and he doesn’t get along with them. He has a major attitude problem but that is another blog post in itself.

I told him that I may go out of town with The Analyst to visit his family which is a lie because he doesn’t really like his family. So it will probably just be my brother and my mother. Maybe I’ll call him and say my plans changed and suggest we all just go to dinner at a restaurant. That I can handle. I’m just not in the mood for all the hoopla this year. I’ll make up for it on Christmas but Thanksgiving….I just want peace and quiet.

Am I wrong for not wanting to cook and clean and host people at my house for Thanksgiving?

Hey all. I just got back from a business trip to Pensacola, FL. It was alright. Sort of boring but it's fine.

I returned on Thursday to find my stove had given up on me. The ungrateful bastard! All the meals I've cooked on that damn thing. All the baking and cleaning and love I gave that thing and it just gives out on me like that. Stupid ingrate. That's ok....I'm going to find a better one to replace him. One that will appreciate me and not leave me in a lurch when I have 40 hungry ass baby shower attendees to cook for. One that will give me years and years of faithful cooking and baking pleasure and not leave me at the slightest hint of irregularity.

I heard that GE and Whirlpool were pretty good catches. Strong, dependable and faithful.

Oh yeah..... he will miss me once he's in the scrap yard. I will go shopping for my new love on tomorrow.

Wish us luck!