Do I have the word "Breeder" stamped across my forehead and no one told me? Or do I look like a big ass horse?
Why do I keep meeting these guys that want me to breed for them and produce all these children. I kid you not and it's a little frightening.
I have met several men over the last few years that have looked me in my eyes ever so lovingly just as they were scarfing down a greasy burger and say to me, "We would have the cutest kids. What do you think?"
Huh?
"I want a little girl. What do you say?"
Dude, are you kidding me? Where is Ashton?
Apparently I have "Human Breeder" written all over me. And the worst part of all is that not one of my so called girlfriends even bothered to tell me this fact. Bitches!
It's unreal.
Hey, why not forgo the inconvenience of a relationship and subsequent marriage and just drop kids wherever you can and it's all good. No muss no fuss.
Yeah, I'm down with this program.
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Friday, April 17, 2009
Do I Have Breeder Stamped Across My Forehead?
Posted by Diva's Thoughts at 11:22 AM
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SSC - I think this was the post you were taling about. I posted it prematurely then took it back. lol
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April 17, 2009 at 11:25 AM
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Hey, at least they're saving you time from wasting another minute with them!
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April 17, 2009 at 7:40 PM
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ha ha ha - your too cute - Have a happy friday.
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April 17, 2009 at 11:32 PM
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I really must do a full post on the subject myself, cause what I am wondering is what the hell is up with fortysomething men who want children? Cause they either waited a bit late in life to start, or they've already had several children with someone else, and why do they want more? I just cannot tell you what a low opinion I have of men who cannot make it work with the mother of their children, and then they go off and want to start another family when they already aren't being a proper father to the first family.
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April 18, 2009 at 1:30 PM
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I dunno. I think it would be kind of flattering. :-)
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April 18, 2009 at 6:53 PM
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well I think you might be able to take that as a compliment?!
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April 19, 2009 at 9:22 AM
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awwwwww....kinda cute!! But, I must admit it would freak me out a little too!!
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April 19, 2009 at 11:44 PM
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I tried to come up with something witty to say, but it's late and im tired....
Don't they know that the romance of having kids and the reality are two waaaaaayyyyy different things LOL? -
April 20, 2009 at 12:49 AM
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That's how it is in my town for the most part.
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April 20, 2009 at 7:14 AM
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That is pretty funny. I guess I tend to think guys don't really want kids until they have them & then sometimes they still don't. :)
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April 20, 2009 at 6:24 PM
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