Just some of my recent random thoughts:
- Why is America's Got Talent judged by 2 Brits?
- Why does the Hummer have the leg room of a sardine can?
- Why was I having VERY inappropriate thoughts at the airport the other day about a really young guy (old enough to be my son) in Naval dress whites. Damn I love a man in uniform.
- Why is it when I have a house full of great food I love I race to eat all of said food in one sitting.
- I'm really debating whether or not I should break up with The Analyst.
- Why is it as soon as one of my coworkers opens her mouth I just want to punch her in it?
- Can I ever tell Clueless to kiss my ass and never call me and it not be awkward when I see her when we all hang out?
- Why when men hand wash dishes we women have to secretly go over the dishes and rewash them.....EVERY DAMN TIME.