Thursday, November 29, 2007

Diva's Top 10 Sexiest Women Alive

Ok, In an effort to be fair, I felt it necessary to compile a Top 10 Sexiest WOMEN Alive list. Altough there are thousands of sexy men and women I had to narrow the field to just 10. Some of these women are very well known while some not as recognizable but no less sexy. I hope you enjoy.


Janelle Piezina from Big Brother #6.

Lauren London.

This 23 year old beauty appeared in such movies as ATL, and This Season. She will also appear in the upcoming 2008 release of Next Day Air. She also made an appearance on an episode of Entourage.

Eva Longoria


Kerry Washington

This beautiful actress has been around for quite some time. She's had roles is such moves as Ray, Fantastic 4, Last King Of Scotland and I Think I love My Wife. She's also made her way on the small screen in such shows as Boston Legal.


Jessica Simpson



This gorgeous woman is no stranger to the music seen with several number #1 hits and sultry dance moves she will definitely be around for many years to come.


Jessica Alba


Alessandra Ambrosio

This gorgeous, sexy Victoria Secret model was a no brainer for this list.


Halle Berry


Number #1


Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Looks Like You Are Having A Bad Day

I was driving up the street adjacent to my job on the way back from a lunch outing. As I passed a bank located on my left side I saw a woman flanked by two official looking men.

Nothing unusual about that except she was handcuffed and they had her by the arms escorting her to a car in the parking lot.

Something tells me she is having a bad day. It’s gonna really suck for her when she makes that call to her husband, "Uh Honey...I think I'll be a little late for dinner tonight."


I wonder what she did. Hmmmmmmmm….

Sunday, November 25, 2007

The Diva's Top 10 Sexiest Men Alive

I figured since People magazine can decide all willy nilly who THEY think should be on their sexiest men alive list I thought I'd come up with my own list of scrumptious men. Most of these men are of course very well known but a couple may not be as recognizable but they are no less sexy.

So without further ado here is my top 10 sexiest men alive:

Number #10
George Clooney

Number #9
Mark Wahlberg Number #8
Dr. Robert Rey

He is the oh so fine doctor on Style Network's Dr. 90210. Ohhh la la!

Number #7
Tom Brady

(born August 3, 1977 in San Mateo, California) is an American football quarterback for the New England Patriots of the National Football League. After playing college football at Michigan, Brady was drafted by the Patriots in the sixth round of the 2000 NFL Draft.

Number #6
Will Smith

Number #5
Lamman Rucker

He is a sexy Libra born on October 6th. He's made several appearances on TV shows and movies. He appeared on All My Children, As The World Turns, All of Us, Half and Half and Why Did I get Married.

Number #4
Rick Fox

This oh so sexy ex NBA player turned actor was a must for my list.

Number #3
Shemar Moore

This ex model turned actor is my future ex husband.

Number #2
Kaysar Ridha

All of you Big Brother fans should know this scrumptious hunk very well. He's making his way into the acting arena so you will be seeing a lot more of him.


Number #1

David Beckham

I am so waiting for him to divorce Posh. Then he's ALL MINE! She doesn't deserve him.

For the men, later this week we will be profiling the 10 Sexiest Women Alive. Stay tuned.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Sprint Can Kiss My Ass!

I was looking at my cell phone thinking how bored I am with it and that I'd like a new one. I get on Sprints website because I'm too lazy to get in my car and drive my happy ass to the store. As I'm perusing the site. I see a couple phones that I actully think are ok.

I begin to wonder if I was eligible for a discount on the upgraded phone. I call the customer service number and once all the preliminary crap gets out of the way I find out I can receive $150 off the purchase of my next phone!!! YIPPEEE!!! But then it dawns on me.......'what's the catch?' so I ask the woman on the phone if I am required to sign ANOTHER 2 year contract. She informs me that in order to get that $150 off I need to sign a contract for 2 years.

Sprint can kiss my ass! There is no way I'm signing another contract and be a slave to them for two more freakin years. They had me locked in for the last 6 years...they can just forget it!

I'll just pay the full price of the phone.


Monday, November 19, 2007

Why Now

I'm sitting home last night, watching TV, chilling out with The Analyst when all of a sudden my cell phone goes off indicating a text message. I walk over, flip the cover over and see, much to my surprise, that the text was from The Manager. THE MANAGER!!! I hadn't heard from him since September when he fell off the face of the earth. The text message simply said:

"hey u"

As if he had been talking to me all along. I just replied, "Hi stranger." He gives me the tired old bullshit about me disappearing on him and how he left two messages and all that crap when he knows I called him and left the last message. Anyway, I'm not sure what he wants after all this time. I told him to call me so that I can hear what it is he has to say for himelf.

It's all really mute at this point since I'm with The Analyst now and nothing is going to change that. Hmmmmm.....Men!!!

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Blowing off Thanksgiving

I admire people that have large families. Especially if they are a very close knit family. My immediate family is rather small, just myself, my two brothers and my mother plus a few nieces and couple of nephews. That’s it. My father died many years ago unfortunately. I do have a couple aunts and uncles and several cousins all spread out from New Jersey all the way to Alabama. I am not really close with any of them actually. We all never call each other on the phone. We never visit each other.

I was reading someone’s blog the other day and she was lamenting on how she was going to be lonely this holiday season and how she wishes she had family to spend it with. Her mother lives in another state and she only has a son. It’s just the three of them.

It got me to thinking. I have family that I really couldn’t care less seeing but how would I feel if I didn’t have them. How would that make me feel to really be alone? I plan to just spend a quite Thanksgiving with The Analyst and that’s it. My one brother has to work and the other one will be alone because his wife is going to be with her family this holiday and he doesn’t get along with them. He has a major attitude problem but that is another blog post in itself.

I told him that I may go out of town with The Analyst to visit his family which is a lie because he doesn’t really like his family. So it will probably just be my brother and my mother. Maybe I’ll call him and say my plans changed and suggest we all just go to dinner at a restaurant. That I can handle. I’m just not in the mood for all the hoopla this year. I’ll make up for it on Christmas but Thanksgiving….I just want peace and quiet.

Am I wrong for not wanting to cook and clean and host people at my house for Thanksgiving?

Monday, November 12, 2007


Hey all. I just got back from a business trip to Pensacola, FL. It was alright. Sort of boring but it's fine.

I returned on Thursday to find my stove had given up on me. The ungrateful bastard! All the meals I've cooked on that damn thing. All the baking and cleaning and love I gave that thing and it just gives out on me like that. Stupid ingrate. That's ok....I'm going to find a better one to replace him. One that will appreciate me and not leave me in a lurch when I have 40 hungry ass baby shower attendees to cook for. One that will give me years and years of faithful cooking and baking pleasure and not leave me at the slightest hint of irregularity.

I heard that GE and Whirlpool were pretty good catches. Strong, dependable and faithful.

Oh yeah..... he will miss me once he's in the scrap yard. I will go shopping for my new love on tomorrow.

Wish us luck!

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Your First Time

I was having a conversation with a friend the other night and it sparked this blog post. We were discussing whether or not a person will really and truly always remember their first time. You know...their first sexual partner.

When years and years and years go by, do you still remember who the first person was that took your cherry? LOL

I, for one, do remember my very first.

I was 18 years old. Out of high school (yes, I was a virgin all during high school). I was hanging out at the Inner harbor in Baltimore. For all of you that do not know, The Inner Harbor is the premier tourist spot and overall great place to hang out. Anyway, a bunch of us were hanging out when we spotted a large group of guys. We all were out to have a good time so we all hooked up and just acted like complete fools that night at the harbor. Hey, that's what young teenagers do. LOL

Well, one in particular caught my eye and I his. We will call him "Prince" (He loved Prince!) Anyway, he and I began dating and having a really good time. He was my first real boyfriend as I was a leper in high school and no boy would come within 5 feet of me.

One one cold, snowy night in February Prince asked me to come visit him as he wanted to see me and I really wanted to see him as well. I was volunteering at the local hospital and once my shift was over I met Prince at the mall and we took the bus to his house.

Now, before I go any further, my mother had already instructed me to come straight home after work as it was nasty outside and she didn't want me out in that dangerous weather. Of course I completely ignored that and continued on with my plans with my Mr. Wonderful.

So, after we sit around watching TV, in his basement, he made his move. I was more curious then turned on and decided to see what all the fuss was about sex.

Right in the middle of this life altering deed, the basement door creeks open and Prince's mother yells down from the top of the stairs,"Prince, Telephone."

He looks at me then climbs off and runs upstairs to see who it could be plus not arousing suspicion with his mother. After about 2.5 seconds he comes back downstairs and says, "That's your mother on the phone."

"My what! Are you serious?"


So I run upstairs to see what my mother wanted and she just blasted me for not coming home and instructed me to stay where the hell I was as she was on her way to pick me up.

Needless to say that completed my induction into womanhood.

I must say, the first time is never what it's cracked up to be.

What was your first time like?

Monday, November 5, 2007

Maybe I'm Wrong In This

I might be wrong in feeling this way but this chick really worked my nerves on Saturday. Ok, let me give you a little background.

My best friend "Stubburn" recently had a baby. The baby was several weeks premature and is still in the NICU as I type this. She had a little boy and the doctor said he will be ready to come home close to Thanksgiving. Her mother, another close friend of hers named AJ and I are throwing her a babyshower this coming Saturday.

The three of us got together to this past Saturday to pruchase items needed for the shower (favors, banners, crep paper, game prizes, etc.). I feel I need to mention that we planned this little outting two weeks prior. On our first stop we all arrive at the check out and get rung up. The cashier upon completion states, "79.45." "Mom" and I reach for our money and I kept watching for AJ to reach for her money as well as this is a joint effort. I kept watching, and watching, and watching. This chick never parted her wallet let alone her lips to give a reason for her not contributing.

Ok......fine. We get to the second place. I am thinking to myself that this chick better come off some money at this next stop or else we are going to have problems.

We all get to the checkout. I pay for my portion and mom pays for hers but again, AJ didn't come off any money. Ok, I'm starting to get pissed. How are you going to co-host a babyshower and not share in the cost? This shit is not free.

I kept my mouth closed but I was tempted to say something. I'm not even finished either. I still need to purchase the food I am going to cook as well as the balloons for the venue (and we will need about 36 of those fuckers), envelopes for the thank you cards and a couple more game prizes.

I should call her behind and tell her to pick them up!

Friday, November 2, 2007

Are you celebrating Halloween?

Ok, so I went to the grocery store on Halloween. I needed to pick up a few things. There were several cashiers in costume. Cute. No problem.

I go to a line and as I get to the cashier I ask,” So what are you supposed to be today?”

She looked at me with a furrowed brow and scrunched face, “What do you mean?”

“Aren’t you dressed in costume for Halloween?” I ask.

She looked at me and said, “No! I’m not in no costume!!!”

All I could do was say, “Opps. I’m sorry.” Grab my bags and walked out.

You just never know these days.