Friday, November 2, 2007

Are you celebrating Halloween?

Ok, so I went to the grocery store on Halloween. I needed to pick up a few things. There were several cashiers in costume. Cute. No problem.

I go to a line and as I get to the cashier I ask,” So what are you supposed to be today?”

She looked at me with a furrowed brow and scrunched face, “What do you mean?”

“Aren’t you dressed in costume for Halloween?” I ask.

She looked at me and said, “No! I’m not in no costume!!!”

All I could do was say, “Opps. I’m sorry.” Grab my bags and walked out.

You just never know these days.

20 People saying stuff:

DurtyMo said...

*crackin da hell up* What did she look like? I must know. Ha!

JustMeWriting said...

HWHAHAHAHAHAH...GIRL YOU ARE A MESS...that's just as funny as that time you told the chinese people off for not cooking the food you never ordered...LOL.. too funny.

Leese said...

Hilarious!! She must've looked a serious mess!!

Vi vi vi vooom!!!!!!!! said...

oops, foot in mouth disease!

Joe said...

That's too funny. Remind me not to run into you next Halloween.

MysTery said...

LOL!!! Danggggggg!!! lol

Sizzle said...

oops

*~*Cece*~* said...

Same thing for the gay guy in the drive up at Starbucks. If it weren't for the fact that he had the cardboard cup wraps on his wrists I would've never knew he was in costume.

CarmenSinCity said...

Ummmmm - what was she wearing? Or was she just that ugly?

laughingattheslut said...

The teacher was surprised that I didn't wear a costume to class. Like I'd risk getting a costume messed up by wearing it to an art lab.

Besides, this year's costume didn't really have pants, so it was not appropriate to wear to school.


In high school one year a supervisor tried to organize some fun things, so we had some dress up days like 50's day and clash day. And we'd try to be nice an compliment people on their 50's clothes or their clashing clothes or whatever. And on clash day there's this girl who has on like a plaid skirt and a striped top, and they don't have matching colors or anything. And we're like, that's perfect for clash day, and she's like I didn't do clash day, these are just regular clothes. Whatever.

Betty Boob Hug said...

hahahahahah, this was hilarious.

hheehe.

lisa q. said...

haha...too funny! :D she just needed a t shirt like the one i wore on halloween..."i don't do costumes"...then there would have been no question! :P

Lorelai said...

Too funny! That sounds like something I would do!

Sojourner G said...

Wow! Now you got me wondering what she looked like! That is too funny!

ANO said...

She should have said she was being a bitchy cashier! lol

Princess Extraordinaire said...

Hah that is funny - maybe she was dressed as a disgruntled cashier!

Don said...

You hurt that person feelings. lol

Pageant Mom said...

You could have added "when's the baby due?" just to kind of put the finishing touches on the snafu...

;o)

too funny!!!

tAnYeTTa said...

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now that was toooooooo funny! you are so crazy girl! ;)

The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch: said...

You probably go around asking fat ladies in tented t-shirts when they're due too.

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