Sunday, March 15, 2009

Give Me A Call

Forbes Magazine recently published it's list of the 20 richest people in the world.

I'm single, pretty damn cute if I say so myself so I thought I'd peruse this list to see if I can stalk identify any future victims husbands.

Most of them are married which sucks and some others were just too gross to consider waking up next to every morning without barfing.

I did, however, locate one prospect. A Michael Bloomberg. He of course created the financial world's Bloomberg LP.


He's not much to look at but his $16 billion net worth makes me want to give it the old college try. Not to mention that he's 67 and will likely kick the bucket in a few years.

Michael, if you're reading this, I'm divorced, you're divorced, give me a call. Let's make this happen. I love you long time.




18 People saying stuff:

imbeingheldhostage said...

I think maybe you may have found "the one". I wonder if word has gotten to him yet. I'd like to come to the wedding!

CarmenSinCity said...

hehehehe - your so funny girl!

Tanyetta said...

LMAO! I am NOT mad at you!

You so crazzzzzzzzy!

lisaq said...

Haha...that's awesome! I think you should be looking for someone closer to kicking the bucket though...Anna Nicole style. :D

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

Lisa, I think you are right. lol

moooooog35 said...

And you broads all wonder why we're just in it for the nookie.

Sandi McBride said...

Girl, you are the pepper in my life...I'm howling at your description of most of the rich ones...barfing is such a classy word lol...
hugs (cause you need 'em)
Sandi

Queen of the Mayhem said...

Hey! With 16 billion in the bank...he just got a WHOLE lot more handsome!

Could be worse....could look like Donald Trump! EWWWW!

Suze said...

Ugh - find someone older and adopt me :)

Trixie said...

HANDS OFF!!! I saw him first! ;)

Jeni said...

Let me know how well this game plan works out for you and maybe I'll have to give that a try. However, I'd need to find a good candidate around 80 or older I suppose. Definitely would have to use a method like you've got cause I know there's nothing available where I live.

Karen said...

You are too funny. I only know becuase he is the mayor here in NYC, but eventhough he is "divorced" he still dates his ex-wife. They have dinner all the time and talk on the phone several times a day. According to the papers at least.

I just want you to know what you are setting yourself up for. LOL.

B said...

It reminds me of that new country song about marrying for money! lol

Freckle Face Girl said...

I'd do him! :)

LaiLani Ali said...

I'd be fine with hooking up with Mr. B, even if he's gonna last another 30 years. Rawr.

Terri said...

you gold digger you! :o)

Claudia said...

"love you long time" LMAOOOO

ok, thanks for the laffs tonight!

Fabulously Broke said...

LOL

"Call me. *wink*"

Nice. :)