Wednesday, June 24, 2009

You Expect Me To Do What?

As you all know, I'm a dater. I meet, I date, you get on my nerves and I throw you away. That's how I roll.

It has been my experience that most men will ask that inevitable question, "Do you cook?" I look at them for a second then take them to my frig and open it up.



Does it look like I cook?

Yes, that is my actual refrigerator right at this moment.


29 People saying stuff:

MysTery said...

Dang! Lol.

The True Urban Queen aka Sharon said...

That's how mine's look and I got two kids. HAHA.

Well, actually I got lots of juice and water bottles in mine.

Cerebrally_Orgasmic said...

Lol..2 b single and free again..(looking into space dreamily)..but u got 2 at least get a bottle of ketchup to add 2 ur condiments..lol

Karen said...

Oh my god! Seriously? LOL. Even if you don't cook, do you eat??

abbagirl74 said...

hehehehehehe..... go girl!

Queen-Size funny bone said...

easier to clean with nothing in it.

Jeni said...

I loved your description of yourself. Too funny. The last time my refrigerator looked even close to yours was probably the day we brought it into the house. Since then, it's always been a struggle to find places to stick this or that so it can be located then too at a later date, before it has a chance to grow fur.

Melissa said...

My fridge used to look that way back before I had Audrey and when I used to go out most every night. If your not home, there's not usually any food in there. I completely understand. Though it is hard when you get hungry to make something out of condiments!

shorty said...

Nice fridge....but why own a full size one, why not get a college size one...use it as an end table. Make better use of the fridge that way.

Have a great weekend.

Did you ask him if he cooked.

Oh and I'm still curious as to what his text was about a month ago. You posted he wanted to tell u something in person, but never let us know.

How could you leave us hanging?

f.B said...

I don't think I've ever asked if she cooked. I cook because I eat; no need to ask.

But that picture of your fridge is hilarious. You should keep it on your phone and just slide it across the table whenever someone asks.

lisaq said...

Haha...looks just like mine. Well, almost. Mine has no food in it, but it does have beer. Priorities you understand. :-)

laughingattheslut said...

My, what a clean frig you have.

If it ever goes out, you should switch to an office frig.

The Dish said...

That's hilarious! The Husband and I both cook and drink. Our fridge is stuffed to the max! Your date was too funny, though.

Tanyetta said...

hilarious!!!! that's right!

show him better than you can tell him anyday of the week

Nelia said...

Our fridge looks similar. But we do have a shelf full of take-out.

Mike said...

Mmmmm mayo. At least have something in there for him to cook.

Tonya said...

please tell me you didn't just go to the grocery store.

CarmenSinCity said...

I love it! Right now, the only thing I have in my fridge is an orange, a tiny bit of milk, some leftover food from the cheesecake factory and about 3 gallons of ice cream in the freezer. NIce huh?

Liam said...

I have a question for you. Do you eat?

dmarks said...

Nothing green and fuzzy. And not even a temple of Zuul either.

imbeingheldhostage said...

I want to be you.




seriously, today when there's kids destroying every corner of my house and a fridge that's probably growing something in the back, I look at this photo with envy.

xxxx said...

lol i thought i was bad... i see you..

LiLu said...

HA! A picture IS worth a thousand words... that one says it all. ;-)

Claudia said...

hahahahahahaaaa thats priceless, good one!

WomensDaily said...

Ahahaha and i thought my friends fridge was crazy empty. The next time you get that question, turn around and say "Do you?" It says a lot about a guy how they answer lol

Amber said...

LOL. At least a man won't ever fall in love with you for your culinary prowess. :-)

Del-V said...

I would rather starve than go to the Shoppers on Fort Ave.

~nOe~ said...

now every time i open mine i had to laugh, coz mine looks EXACTLY the opposite as yours. i dont know how everything fits in there! LOL

Believer said...

Is that really your fridge? Well, tell the truth, from the beginning. ;)