Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Ladies We Can Hang it Up

Ladies, come here. Let me talk to you for a minute. Do you all know what day it is today? Today is the day the new Madden 2011 comes out. Do you know what that means. We will not see our men for the next 5 months.

There will be no conversations, no dates, no eye contact, just nose picking, farts, scratching and grunts in our general direction when we ask a question. "Honey, where did you put those keys?" "Grrrruuuuuuhhhhh."

Yeah, this is going to be fun.

9 People saying stuff:

Becky said...

As long as you're asking for the keys.. ask for the credit card too and see if he hands it over as easily....

Charles (Illumistrations) said...

Hahaha...its not THAT serious though. Luckily, basketball ranks higher on my ladder than football, so NBA 2k11 is my vice...buuuuuttt...you didn't hear that from me.

That one girl said...

Wait, what is Madden? Is that embarrassing that I don't know?

ByHisGraceOnly said...

LOL well fortuately for me I don't have a man!
That one girl it's a football video game

Moooooog35 said...

Yes. Because it's BLUE.

Wait..what were you talking about?

I wasn't paying attention.

Madden 11 just came out.

JStar said...

LMAO...

Ranger Tom said...

I think I'm the only man left in the US who doesn't play video games... I find them moronic.

Red Shoes said...

Bleah... some of us guys need to grow up... there's more to Life than a bunch of video games...

Just sayin'...

~shoes~

FRANK LOVE said...

“Thank God for Affairs”
Monday, Aug. 30th 2010 2:50 PM

Let’s talk about “old-fashioned values.” My understanding of these “values” include couples remaining together until death-do-us–part. One of the difficulties that follow the “’til-death-do-us–part” philosophy is that by definition, it places commitment above “happiness” as a definite aim or mandate of the relationship. I am not saying that individuals who pledge permanent commitment do not also plan or want to be happy. However, under this definition of a successful marriage, there could be a litany of behaviors that a member of the union participates in that irritates or even endangers their partner’s well being. Yet, as long as they remain married, and none of the other vows are violated, they are technically fulfilling their charge to one another.

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