Monday, February 25, 2008

I'm Going To Kill Someone!!

Ok why is it that my neighbors next door found it necessary to now have TWO dogs!!!!??? One yelping ass ankle bitter wasn't enough now they have two of those creatures over there.

Can I tell you I am THIS close to a murderous rampage!

You all are about to read about me in the national news section of your newspaper. UGH!

24 People saying stuff:

Sojourner G said...

Easy babe. It ain't worth it. Rent a big one of your own and have him "accidently" eat the other ones! LOL

CarmenSinCity said...

Oh my god - you poor thing!

The Ambiguous Blob said...

Start playing really loud opera music on your back porch. Maybe it'll drown out the barking.

laughingattheslut said...

Dearest Diva,
We would have to know your real name so that we could proudly say that we knew you before you were driven over the edge to murderous rage.

As it is we will only be hearing about some nut job from Maryland. Or, at least, I think it Maryland. I get stuff confused sometimes.

Anyway, please do something about the dog owners first, not the poor neglected dogs.

And do wait a few days. You have a bit of hope that the little things will make friends with each other and find something better to do than the senseless barking.

Don said...

lmao.

It may be time to sit down and have a talk with the neighbor. Wouldn't want to see you on the news.

KIKI said...

I told you all you had to do was whistle...

*gettin my steel-toes out*

Vi said...

Record them barking, then amplify it and play it back through your speakers. That will show them!

Mizrepresent said...

Hang on lady, don't go ballistic...lol, we luv's you!

Young, Horny, and a Teacher said...

go ahead and take 'em out. the dogs and the owners. we won't tell

dmarks said...

"Go ahead, make their day."

lisa q. said...

i say frickin' go for it...git the lil boogers! :D

MysTery said...

Uh oh.....

Honey-Libra said...

Dang...you could give them some chocolate lol sike let me stop

BK said...

oh damn diva.. LOL

*~*Cece*~* said...

Peanut butter does wonders for yappy-ass-dogs

K.Victoria said...

Wow.. that's messed up!!

But, please don't take them out.

Karen said...

We need to get you some Valium. I understand becuase I hate yappy dogs too.

tAnYeTTa said...

i have nothing nice to say about dogs. And yapping dogs at that????

That is just cruel.

Joe said...

I'm no expert on these things, but I'm pretty sure that you're not supossed to broadcast your intentions like that, Diva.

SSC said...

Diva I would call your local city and see what you can do to file a complaint with the city/neighbor. You can make it anonymous. You can document when the dog barks.

The city will make her do something or she will be cited and or fined.

BTW going to NY next month can you dog sit? She only barks when she is nervous.

minijonb said...

If you need me to burn down their house, I'll just dream about it tonight Let me know!

= : - )

Ms. Behaving said...

Considering that me and dogs ain't no kinds a friend, I can totally feel ya pain.

Avoid em' @ all costs and try not to hurt nobody in the process :-).

WrkNProgress said...

I would definitely be talking to my neighbors, and if they act ignorant, I would slap the owners.

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