Tuesday, January 13, 2009

You Busted Yourself

If you are going to be sneaky and duplicitous in trying to gather evidence that your mate is cheating on you please by all means be smart about it.

Sure, most of us have at one time or other has suspected a mate of being less then faithful. We may have even rifled through their wallet or cell phone trying to find proof. No big deal. If, however, you are going to take this thing further then just some snooping then you better darn sight cover your tracks.

Case in point, many years ago my aunt was married to a rather interesting gentleman to say the least. They had their ups and downs like any couple. They’d argue and fight then make up again like everyone else.

For some strange reason my aunts husband had it in his mind that his wife was cheating. One day my aunt was putsing around the house and stumbled across a recording device. Hmmmmm. She pressed the play button and realized that her wonderful husband was recording her every phone conversation. She was livid but kept listening.

Lo and behold she came across a conversation he was having with HIS girlfriend. She listened some more and heard a few more conversations he had with his girlfriend.

Dude was so cocky and sure that he wouldn’t get caught that he was busted talking to his girlfriend using the same tapped phone he rigged to catch his wife!

Can you say dumb ass?


31 People saying stuff:

Eb the Celeb said...

DUMB ASS... with a capital D.U.M.B.

Men really dont need to cheat. they dont have the brain power for it. Whether one day, one week, or a year. They will get caught! Its only a matter of time

CarmenSinCity said...

Oh, that's pretty priceless! What a moron! Did you aunt leave him? I hope so.

1/3 said...

LMAO yea dumb isnt even the word for him lol. like eb said men dont have the smarts to cheat and not get caught!

laughingattheslut said...

That's why he thought his wife was cheating. Cause he was being a lowlife and then he started to wonder if she was a lowlife too.

Claudia said...

hahaha crap, whatta marroon!

lol@ word verification today: fruck.

TravelDiva said...

What a friggin' MORON!

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T said...

lol
i woundt wast time even trying to find out
and u maam have a blessed 2009

dmarks said...

What a homer.

Renaissance Woman said...

OMG...I love that story. So funny! Good for your aunt.

Terri said...

ohmygosh, that is crazy and dare I say it....typical male! And I agree with what Eb said!!

lisaq said...

Haha...you just have to love that! What a schmuck!

moooooog35 said...

I don't get it.

So, was the bitch cheating?

Princess Extraordinaire said...

That's definitely something my ex would have done...dumbass indeed...

Karen said...

Idiot!! I like to snoop- not because I think I will find anything bad - just because I am nosy

LaiLani Ali said...

I have this theory.
It's just that if a person does not trust readily, that person is not trustworthy.
Case in point.

SSC~ The Domestic Diva said...

Ha I love it!!! See he was worried because he was doing it. Good for her I hope she dumped his sorry ass on the curb.

BTW thank you so much for that comment.

movin' down the road said...

That is so funny. Serves him right.

MysTery said...

DUMMY!!!!! LOL!!!!

Days like These! said...

dumb ass!

Craze said...

Yes, I can say DUMB ASS! Sheesh.

CC said...

I'm wondering if in general men seem to think they are more able to get away with cheating than women do. If he was so busy cheating, then why was he so pressed to find out if she was cheating. Odd

Sandi McBride said...

OMG...Good Sister (my sister of choice rather than birth) suspected her husband of tapping their lines...giving his line of work it wouldn't haven't been hard to do...seems everytime we talked to each other and she brought up things he hadn't done, or things he was about to do that were foolish or dangerous, things changed...they got done or they got put off...she accomplished more this way than you can imagine...right up to the time she divorced his ass!
Can you say Clever Girl? LOL
hugs
Sandi

Jeni said...

That is sooooo priceless! I'm loving it! Sitting here with a huge smirk on my face, giggling away and it will no doubt serve me well the rest of the day as I know I will think about if off and on all day now too. Kind of like an "earworm" thing there ya know!
LOved this post, absolutely loved it!

B-More BAP said...

Wow! He deserved whatever he caught.

MP said...

lma!!!! that is too funny. Men are so dumb.

I guess it's true when they say that you will suspect people of doing the same dirt that you yourself are doing.

Trixie said...

That's Karma comin and biting him on his butt!

catscratch said...

Irony in its finest form.

imbeingheldhostage said...

Wow, that man gets the Darwin Award!!

Smokie said...

Yeah, that WAS real dumb. LOL

Lys said...

I always think "those that protest/accuse too much" are guilty of the behavior they are yippin' about.

He really does ge the Dumb Azz of the Century award...

Tonya said...

I've always heard it said that the one who thinks the other is cheating is usually the one doing the cheating. Like they think if it is this easy for me the other one must be doing it too?! so stupid