Weekend Recap

The following weekend was bananas. I loved it though. Usually my weekends are pretty low key, most of the time, but I had a few parties to hit this weekend starting with my girl Clueless’s sister’s birthday party on Friday. The party was crowded and the music was wonderful and I stayed on the dance floor. It was great. I must admit that this getting old crap is for the birds. 20 years ago I stayed on the floor from the time I arrived at the party until the house lights came on signaling us to leave. This night my friends I was barely able to make it through 2 songs before I called it quits and sat my old ass down.

As I was sitting at the table with my girls this guy comes up and sits down and proceeded to give his best rap which was pathetic. He had no clue that he tried to talk to me several months ago when my girls and I were out at another spot. Guys, just an FYI, please try to remember when you have tried to talk to girl in the past and she blew you off. It could be embarrassing for you. Just trying to help you out here.

A few hours later we spot an ex boyfriend of mine and one of my girls yells, “Do I need to cut someone?” as she reached into her bra. You gotta love friends that have your back. I assured her he was cool. Disaster averted.

Then Saturday one of my oldest and closest friends gave herself a birthday dinner party. It was fabulous. She spent a pretty penny on the festivities. She made a speech to assure us that now with this milestone birthday she was going to become more mature. No more making out with random strangers at bars, no more showing her boobs, all of that was now over, we were looking at a new and improved woman. 20 minutes later she is accosting some hot guy as they were both coming out of the bathrooms at the same time (Men and Women’s’ rooms are next to each other.). Yeah, that goodie too shoes pledge will last I’m sure. She is the same person I am going to LA with next week. God help me.