Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Woman Laws

Over the years men have developed and lived by their set of “man laws”. Well I felt it was only fitting that we women publish our own set of “woman laws”.

  1. Guys, if a woman is attracted to you, she will not introduce you to her friend so YOU guys can hook up. Get over it.

  2. If we sleep with you fellas relatively soon after we meet, it’s not because we are sluts, it’s because we thought you were mature enough to handle an adult situation. Oops.

  3. Contrary to popular belief not all women have lesbian fantasies and will indulge your freaky desire for a 3 way.

  4. Just because you had us in the past DOES NOT mean you will always be able to get the goodies anytime you want. When the candy store is closed, it’s CLOSED.

  5. A real woman does not sleep with her friends’ man. EVER.

  6. A woman will tell you what she wants, you just have to listen.

  7. Women need our girly getaways with our girls periodically. Deal with it.

  8. If a woman does not call you back fellas, she’s just not that into you.

  9. If we have a good job, our OWN place and our own car and pay our own bills, we will not give you the time of day if you live in your momma’s basement and ride the bus to pick up your unemployment check. Not going to happen.



19 People saying stuff:

moooooog35 said...

Blah blah blah...just blow me already.

Karen said...

Good ones. I would just like to add that if you make plans with me, you better show up - or at the very minimum call me. Standing someone up is totally unacceptable.

The Dish said...

So true. Now if we could get all women to follow these think how much better the world would be?

★Starrla Monae☆ said...

Yes! Speak on it!

Jeni said...

Sounds like some pretty reasonable ground rules to me!

Senorita said...

Nice rules.

It's so annoying when you're clearly not interested in a guy and don't call him back, and he calls you wanting an explanation. Men will sometimes whine that women should do the "polite" thing and tell a man there is no chemistry. Thats not how men operate, so why should it be any different with us ?

Jules said...

Amen. Amen. and Amen!

Lady Dee said...

I love this list. And I'm really feeling number 8. If we don't call please take the hint.

Freckle Face Girl said...

Great list!

Terri said...

#4 & #9 - spot on!!

#7 - you better believe it!

Liam said...

Wow! there must be a lot of stupid guys out there.

Just telling it like it is said...

I'll have to say that I agree with you on all acounts especially the #2...I've got cobwebs with no action...and dorks for dates. What is a girl to do??

brookem said...

amen!

LiLu said...

Hahahaha I LOVE #2!!!

Liam said...

I liked it better when you used to respond to your comments. I enjoyed your feed back on all the various remarks.

B said...

I agree with all of those but esp. the one about when the candy store is closed, it's closed!

(vixenchick) said...

YYYYYEEEEESSSSSS!!!!

xoxo

vixen

love2esme said...

I love it! So true...I wish men would realize sometimes we are just open to a sexual relationship, not that we are sluts.

Anna said...

You tell them girl, lol, my fav, point number 10. Anna :)