Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Do I Look As Good As I Think I Do?

Growing up I have always looked much younger then my actual age. As I got older It was a regular occurrence to have someone say to me "Wow! I had no idea you were that age. You look so much younger." I enjoyed that.

Then it became burdensome because I was an adult but people would think of me as a youngster. Not so cool.

Now that I am even older (shut up!) I almost never get the "Wow! I had no idea you were that age. You look so much younger." comment. Now I'm starting to think. 'Am I starting to look my age?' Aaaww hell! You all know we women get thrown out to pasture when we get past our prime.

This situation calls for drastic measures. I've decided to have plastic surgery to restore my youth. You read right. I'm turning back the clocks 20 years people!! Don't be jealous, you can help.

I've decided to setup up a plastic surgery fund to which you all can contribute. If I don't start hearing those "You look young" comments and soon I'm going to go postal around here.

Thanks in advance for your contribution to my plastic surgery fund...Send all contributions to The Diva's Thoughts c/o Bank Of America, PO Box ANYWHERE, Main Town USA, 21223. You all are the bestest.

Now all I have to do is find a young hottie to seduce. Chase Crawford or Zac Efron comes to mind.

25 People saying stuff:

shorty said...

You look young! I'm sure you do. Yet I have no clue what you look like.

Check is in the mail

Terri said...

you look fabulous my dear! :o)

moooooog35 said...

I'm blind...I'd have to feel you.

Let me know when you're free.

FB @ FabulouslyBroke.com said...

Plastic surgery is never really the answer, lol.. have you checked out how Nicole Kidman can't really make a face, or what Joan Rivers looks like?

*shudder*

I'm sure you still look young. People just don't wanna embarrass you by calling you out as a 20-something year old.

imbeingheldhostage said...

I think you look fabulously young. Now imagine how much more POW that declaration would've had if you had ever shown your face out here ;-)

Liam said...

My loved one is three years younger than me. But before that I was with nothing but older women. I love older women especially the ones that show history on their faces. I admit I prefer ones that take care of their bodies. But I love older looking faces.

laughing808 said...

You look young!

Senorita said...

People are saying that you look so young ! I'm sure you do, but where are your pics ? I wanna see !

★Starrla Monae☆ said...

Girl you look young! What do you mean plastic surgery?! At 21?! No way....Lol

The Dish said...

Ummmm, I have never seen you but I bet you look damn good. And, no offense, if I am funding plastic surgery for anyone I am getting myself a tummy tuck! ;)

Anna said...

Don't do it girl, lol, I seen plastic surgeries, and you know it's not any better, lol. Unfortunately I had the same problem in the workplace, I couldn't progress into next level because they told me I was too young, lol, not knowing that they were the same age. I guess both sides win, they progress and look old, and I do not progress and look young, lol. Thanks for sharing your wild thoughts. Anna :)

liza said...

funny post...you need to add a donate button to your page. good luck with the fundraising...i'm sure you look mah-va-lous!

B said...

Please, you don't need to have any work done! You're awesome the way you are hon!

The Peach Tart said...

I just stumbled upon your blog.

I've had these same thoughts. Five years ago people thought I was 10 years younger than I am and now I think I look my age.

I need to start a fund too.

Tonya said...

I used to get those comments too then I had kids...they aged me completely. Now people think my mom and I are sisters. Gross!

Liam said...

Tee you have to start answering some of these comments.

L said...

Go do something to give yourself an adrenaline rush. You'll feel younger and it'll radiate through. Plus it's much cheaper than surgery :O)

lisaq said...

Kudos girl. I'm "having some work done" as well and am damn sure excited about it. Let me know how the contribution thing goes. If it goes well, I may just try it myself. ;)

~nOe~ said...

You should say what my hubby say: I look very good for the age I have. :)
(he's 25... LOL)

I'm sure you look just fine and even younger!

BTW< how old are you? :P

Dora said...

But NO!!!! YOU are way toooooo young to have plastic surgery!! Wait another 20 years! ;-)

Amber said...

Ummmm, soooooo not a curse to look young. I used to hate my freckles but now they definitely keep me on the younger-looking side. Though I'll look ridiculous as an old woman!

Terri said...

hey Tee - come on by, having a giveaway at my place.

f1trey said...

awwww...ya look good!! just let it go! LOL

Organic Meatbag said...

I am thinking of having plastic surgery done on my ass...father time has not been kind to my ass...

MysTery said...

Lol! Boo to plastic surgery!!