Thursday, September 23, 2010

I Think I Love You...Maybe

Forbes put out their list of Richest People in America today. Of course there were the sure in's like Bill Gates and Warren Buffett but one name surprised me, Mark Zuckerberg. He is the biggest gainer in percentage terms, he more than tripled his fortune to $6.9 billion. If you don't know who he is, take a look:

He's one of the co-founders of facebook. Who knew!?

Hey Mark, can I talk to you for a minute? How you doin? I want to congratulate you on making the Forbes Richest People In America list. Quite an accomplishment. Let's cut to the chase, I'm single and tired of working everyday. You're single and rich. See where I'm going with this? I know you have a girlfriend but let's face it, if you haven't married her by now, you probably won't.

If I'm going to be perfectly honest here, I'm not attracted to you physically but your almost 7 Billion dollars makes me take notice.

I think we should enter into a lucrative business agreement. You marry me and allow me to live the life of luxury and I will in turn turn the other cheek when you want to go out and indulge in a little extra curricular activities. Know what I mean? Deal?

Call me.

Tee

10 People saying stuff:

The mad woman behind the blog said...

I'll clean his toilets if buys me a new Mercedez.

Oh, and if you can broker this deal, I scrub yours too!

And you know I have to comment just so I can see Diva's thongs in my email inbox!

Karen said...

Gold digger!

JStar said...

LOL...I know thats right...

Just telling it like it is said...

All I got was the beauty not the brains darn...

Chocolate Covered Daydreams said...

If you snag the deal, hook me up with the number two guy next in line at facebook. I may have to make a deal too.

Pesto Sauce said...

Do you know he put together FB when he was dumped by his girl on campus? He turned a night of despair into constructing something fruitful (although he wanted to make only a collage) and thats why he deserves all the success

Jenny said...

Since Facebook supposedly has been unprofitable (although it's personally rewarding to him in other ways), I'm wondering where they're getting that figure from.

Jazzy Cazy said...

Hahah love it!

xjcx

imbeingheldhostage said...

He'd BE the lucky one! Make him chase you.

*Tanyetta* said...

Now I ain't saying YOU a GOLDIGGER but...