Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Aaaaaahhhhhh yeah baby!!

So I’m back from my trip to Vegas. Let me start off by saying I had a marvelous time! It was amazing. First let me say that humans were not made to live in 110 degree weather. What the hell is up with the heat out there? We saw several shows: Cirque De Soleil (Mystiere), Stomp Out Loud, The Blue Man Group and the Chippendales. Oh my goodness the Chippendales. Oh my goodness!!! I am still speechless. These are the most gorgeous, perfect men God ever put on this earth! Hold on while I wipe the drool from my keyboard. I swear like six of them wanted me!!! I saw them giving me the eye. They wanted me baby!

All of the shows were magnificent. I am really glad I saw them all. By the way, what is up with all the use of paper in the Blue Man Group show? What’s the deal? It was great though.

I came back exhausted as all get out. I slept half the day away yesterday trying to catch up on my much needed sleep. Let’s be honest, you do not go to Vegas to rest and relax!

I am sitting here blurry eyed having visions of ever so gently placing my head on a very soft, plush pillow on my desk that just some how miraculously appears.

Our trip started off with my parking the car in my favorite spot in the Long Term parking lot of the airport. My girlfriends and I jump out of the car and grab our bags as the shuttle was about to leave the stop. We flag the driver down and she stops allowing us to enter the shuttle. I approach first and struggle to lift my suitcase onto the bus but I do and secure it in a safe place. I look behind me and realize that my girls were not there. I look out of the front door and see one of them laying flat on the ground with her legs sticking straight up in the air laughing hysterically. I see that she’s ok, proceed to laugh my ass of then find a seat and sit down. Aaaww yes…..we are set for Vegas now baby!!!!

You will happy to know that I didn’t cuss out or beat the shit out of the ex-friend I told you all about. I was on my best behavior. Almost.

22 People saying stuff:

Queen of Dysfunction said...

Woo hoo! I am so envious of your trip. Glad you had a good time with no drama.

...but I do take exception to the remark about the heat. 110 degrees? That's all? Wimp. ;)

Mizrepresent said...

Sounds like a great trip! Welcome bac Diva...u were missed!

Cece said...

I LOVE Vegas! Hope you took LOTS of pictures! I'm going, in March, with 5 girlfriends! We rented a house & its going to be awesome! They're all flying into LA the day befor and we're all driving in together! 7 days of best friends, booze, music and TONS of pictures!

laughingattheslut said...

"You will happy to know that I didn’t cuss out or beat the shit out of the ex-friend I told you all about. I was on my best behavior. Almost."

That's all we get?

Come on.

Ms. Behaving said...

Welcome back Ms. Lady!!! Can't wait to hear well [read] all about your trip.

DurtyMo said...

OMG I can't wait for the more detailed stuff..geesh!Much we wait an entire week to hear the good stuff??? Im doin Vegas in November dangoneit!

lisa q. said...

sounds like a fabulous trip! i've seen Cirque De Soleil (Mystiere) myself...it was incredible!

missed you girl! glad you're back! :P

Terri said...

glad you had a good time; my hubby and I are going in mid-Sept. We are trying to decide which Circe de Soleil show to go to; how did you decide on Mystere and have you seen any of the others like Ka or O? We were also planning on doing the Blue Man Group and The Price is Right Show. Whoo hooo I can't wait! Hopefully it'll be slightly cooler than 110 when we go.

Freckle Face Girl said...

Sounds marvelous! There is nothing quite like a trip with the girls.

Joe said...

Welcome back!

Did you know that most of the Chippendales dancers double as members of the Blue Man Group?

Not really, of course, but if it were true, you'd never look at either the same way again.

Sheletha said...

lol @joe

CarmenSinCity said...

NICE!!!!!!!! I've never seen any of those shows. I've seen the cirque show at MGM - KA and I've seen the magic show at planet hollywood and the water show, La Reve at the Wynn and I want to see Blue Man Group and my boyfriend said that Mystere is his favorite cirque show. Chippendales - very nice - I need to go see them.

Glad you had fun.

Honey-Libra said...

Oh goodness LOL...glad you had fun though hopefully you took lots of pics..I am hopefully going to vegas in Oct so we shall see.

Jenny! said...

Blue Men are awesome, I have seen them several times here in Chicago...great great great! Glad you had fun...vacations are alwasy exhausting...but good exhausting!

Vixen said...

I agree no human is made to live in 100+ degree temps...it was that hot when we were there in June and now it's that hot here in TN for the past 10 days! UNREAL!

Those shows sound fabulous! I LOVED LOVED LOVED The Beatles LOVE Cirque Show!!! I want to go back again to see that alone!!!!

Vi vi vi vooom!!!!!!!! said...

Another welcome back and I want PICTURES of those hunk of spunks! (see if they match up to mine! lol)

The Ambiguous Blob said...

Vegas trips are much better when you go with fun fun fun people. It sounds like you chose your companions well.

Tired of being broke said...

Welcome back, glad to see you had a fab time.
Now details please!! Any pics of the chips, I need a new screen saver.

JustMeWriting said...

hahaha...well I'm glad you beat beat her down. Sounds like you had a good time, man I can't wait until I go to vegas.

DraMa said...

So. Jealous.

Ann(ie) said...

I would like to come with you next time. Plese call me. =)

CapCity said...

glad u had a blast...now i'm w/ laughing@theslut = that's all we get after that build up? i want some JUICE DagGoneIt! LOL!