You will not believe what happened this weekend. I am home relaxing, in the den doing some work on the computer Saturday evening when I hear a knock at my door. I get up from my desk and walk over to the door and ask, “Who is it?”
“It’s me, ‘D’.”
I had a look of total shock on my face. ‘D’ is my ex from last year. I hadn’t spoken to him since. I was both shocked and pissed off. I mean how dare he just show up at my house unannounced. He didn’t know my relationship status. If The Analyst was still living there he would have ripped ‘D’ a new one.
I open the door with my mouth agape trying to process his appearance at my door.
Me: “Well, what brings you by after all this time?” I hadn’t seen you in almost a year.”
He walks in and sits at the dining room table and proceeds to tell me about his whereabouts and what has been happening in his life since our break up. Nothing heavy.
He then proceeds to tell me how much he misses me and all this stuff.
WTF!!!?? Is there a full moon and I don’t know about it? Is this April Fools day and no one told me? What the hell is going on?
I’m still miffed that he showed up unannounced. If The Manager or Mr. Construction was there it would have been very awkward.
‘D’ can just hang it up…I have no room in my life for him. He is an ex for a reason.
DAMN!!!
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