The Diva's Random Thoughts: I'm Going To Kill That Damn Dog

Friday, February 15, 2008

I'm Going To Kill That Damn Dog

Posted by Diva's Thoughts at 9:50 AM

My neighbor has this little pissy loud ass Chihuahua and I can't stand that bastard. She keeps yelping and barking all freaking day and night. 8:00pm, what is the dog doing? Barking. 10:00pm, what is the dog doing? Barking. 12:00am, what is the dog doing? Barking. 3:00am, what is the dog doing? BARKING!!!!!! The whole neighborhood can hear this creature.

I tell you what, come next week, that little shit will come up missing. Watch. I'm going to finally get some sleep by any means neccessary.

Little rat looking bastard. I hate that dog.

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ME said...: OMG I had a neighbor that had 3 loud barking dogs. Drove. me. nuts.; February 15, 2008 at 10:51 AM
Don said...: hahahahahahahahaha!

I feel you. All that barking in the middle of the night makes you want to just get out the bed, put on some clothes, and proceed to hunt that lil bastard down.

Funny post.; February 15, 2008 at 12:01 PM
lisa q. said...: my ex used to call them kick me dogs...go kick it!; February 15, 2008 at 2:35 PM
Adrianne said...: I have a Chihuahua mix for that reason. I wanted a small dog but not one that was a freak like a chihuahua.

You are so funny!!

Oh and consider your self tagged. Read my blog to find the rules!!!!; February 15, 2008 at 3:22 PM
TravelDiva said...: LOL. That sounds like Elaine on Seinfeld.

Yeah that sucks. I hate barking dogs and the neighbor knows that dog is disturbing EVERYBODY.; February 15, 2008 at 5:25 PM
laughing said...: It's probably not the dog's fault. It's probably something that the dog owner is doing, or maybe something the dog owner is not doing. Is the dog owner an airhead blond with a mostly pink wardrobe?

Even if it isn't the dog owner's fault, the poor little dogs have been deliberately bred to be these insanely jealous wackos. I have just never understood the purpose for deliberately breeding insanely jealous wackos.

I hope that you find a nice non-violent way of getting some sleep.; February 15, 2008 at 6:07 PM
Anonymous said...: I found you on Karens blog.. OMGOSH! This is sooooo funny, We have one of those in my apartment complex and ummm It only barks at night! I feel for you.. Kick the shit out of it.. oh wait then then aspca will come after you!.

Never mind!!!; February 15, 2008 at 6:23 PM
*~*Cece*~* said...: OMG our new neighbors have a barking bastard too! I HATE that fucken fur ball! 7am BARKING. 10pm OUTSIDE & BARKING! Yet my right next door neighbors have TWO dogs & you never hear a peep out of them. They've been there for a couple of months & I didn't even know there was a second dog!; February 15, 2008 at 6:59 PM
KIKI said...: HAHAHAHAHA...I'm sorry...I'm not laughing at your dillemna...I'm laughing cause I feel exactly the same way. I am a complete absolute 100% dog lover...medium to large breeds that is. It's something about those lil mufugga...always yappin, yelping, and barkin...all day...all night...AND FOR NO FUGGIN REASON!

Just send out the signal (whooty-whoooo)...and I'll come kick da shyt outta him for you...; February 15, 2008 at 7:53 PM
Anonymous said...: My neighbor has a cat that she lets roam the neighborhood freely. Our contractor came out to the house and said you must have an outdoor cat huh? We said no - he said well a cat is using your flowerbed out back as a litter box.

Aargh!!; February 15, 2008 at 9:56 PM
Anonymous said...: MY hubby calls little yappy dog's "kickets" lol. You are going to have to knock on the door and let her know that the dog is gettin on your last nerve! Or leave a note. LMAO don't go kill the thing! hahahaha; February 16, 2008 at 1:17 AM
*Tanyetta* said...: i don't like dogs period. i don't have anything nice to say about dogs at all. ever. especially the ones that fit in purses and their owners dress them up and roll them around in strollers. i'm serious. freaky!!!!!!!

i'll be sending you a recipe on how to hush your neighbor's dogs. ok, that was mean huh? LOL; February 16, 2008 at 2:00 AM
Karen said...: I hate those little yappy dogs. They are just useless.; February 16, 2008 at 10:42 AM
1/3 said...: LMAO this post is hilarious! But I feel you lol I hope you get the situation resolved or I know one doggie whose in trouble lol; February 16, 2008 at 2:40 PM
Ann(ie) said...: mmmmmmmm. I feel your pain. Two loud beagles live across the street from me and they're always kenneled in the garage. Man can they yap!; February 16, 2008 at 2:52 PM
Anonymous said...: I hate that and sad part about it, my own dogs will do that and it irritates the mess out of me.; February 16, 2008 at 6:59 PM
Vi said...: I can relate to that. It's my neighbours BABY keeping me awake!; February 17, 2008 at 7:59 AM
Anonymous said...: I hate when people can't control their dogs!; February 18, 2008 at 9:05 AM
Tai said...: LMAO...at my old apartments my neighbor used to leave milk and cat food out for the strays. So every fuggin cat in a 10 mile radius it seems used to be camped out near my place. Pissed me the hell off....girl...I feel your pain!; February 18, 2008 at 10:23 AM
Tired of being broke said...: LMAO the ASPCA is gonna come looking for you. I feel your pain, but I agree the down owner is not doing something. Neighbor downstairs has three rate looking dogs and I never hear them.; February 18, 2008 at 4:58 PM
Anonymous said...: Laughing so hard right now!!; February 18, 2008 at 6:22 PM
CarmenSinCity said...: I'm pretty sure this was an episode of Seinfeld! Good times!; February 18, 2008 at 6:48 PM
WrkNProgress said...: Funny how those little effers make a lot of noise.

It would bother me too.; February 18, 2008 at 10:27 PM
Chari said...: Lol! You better not get caught!!; February 19, 2008 at 8:37 PM
Pageant Mom said...: This is why we live out in the middle of nowhere... however, in the spring, the FROGS won't shut up. I like to open the front door and yell at them, but for some reason it does me no good.

I'm lucky I sleep like a dead person, but my husband, he would be setting traps....; February 19, 2008 at 11:30 PM
Adrianne said...: Have you killed the dog yet?; February 20, 2008 at 5:26 PM
Ebone' said...: Yeah that was my question...what happened? Dogs are cute, but dayum sometimes you want to kick the shit out of them. I understand and no, I won't tell anyone.; February 23, 2008 at 9:45 PM

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