Monday, October 6, 2008

Does Anyone Have A Can Of Oust?

Now I know why I could never live in a high rise apartment building. Yikes!! I have two neighbors on my floor here at the hotel that are cooking and whatever the hell they are fixing is so darn spicy it's making me ill.

I have to go downstairs to the laundry room to wash clothes, which is drama in itself, and everytime I go out into the hall my nose is assaulted by these offensive aromas. They have the audacity to have their doors cracked open!

Do you think they'd be offended if I crept their door open and flooded their room with Oust? Hmmmmm?


Speaking of going to the laundry room, on my way to the elevator I saw this old guy with the nastiest, crustiest feet I have ever seen who got on with me! I swear I threw up in my mouth a little. I swear I COULD NOT look at those nasty feet so I looked up in the air to avoid contact. Eeeeiiiiwwww! There should be a warning label when he's around and walking bare feet! DAMN!

22 People saying stuff:

lisa q. said...

Ewwww...damn girl! I'm sorry you are still dealing with all of that. If I were you, I'd be all over an Oust raid.

Queen of the Mayhem said...

I hate feet....ESPECIALLY nasty feet! EWWWWW!

Moe Wanchuk said...

I have really big feet!

Queen-Size funny bone said...

spray the hall way and maybe it will just float into their spaces and they will get the hint.

CarmenSinCity said...

I can't stand people with jacked up feet. They shouldn't be allowed to wear flip flops or anything open unless they take care of their feet.

Sandi McBride said...

Tee, get out of that apartment building post haste, find a place closer to the ground...and away from crusty feet and musty cooking!
hugs
Sandi

j said...

I totally read "got on with me" as "got it on with me." That would have been an excellent twist!

oopsy daisy

shorty said...

Ah, the good old Vurp. Gotta love those!

When is your ETA to go home?

Lady~Daydreamer said...

LOL...that is too funny.

Crusty feet+flip-flops = HEEEELLLL NOOOO!

Princess Extraordinaire said...

I was once behind a gentleman on the stairs and I found myself transfixed by his yello, crusty and cracked feet - ew! WEAR SOMETHING OTHER THAN FLIP FLOPS!!

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

Shorty - They say I can go home by the end of Oct. You know I am counting the days!!! lol

Slick said...

Knock on the door and holler "Immigration"!

The Excuse Eliminator said...

I feel your pain! I just moved into my first house after spending many years as an apartment dweller.

You can't imagine how exciting it was to do clothes in my own washer and dryer and not have to worry about the skinny guy with the unusually heavy feet who lived upstairs coming home and waking me up with his stomping after a night at the club.

Hang in there. Hopefully it won't be for much longer!

(vixenchick) said...

ew at the dudes feet

Don said...

I believe what you say about dude's feet, cause I am coming down with the flu and I wanted to earl onto the keyboard, just hearing your descriptions...

Febreze and Oust are some great air freshners, aren't they?

Mizrepresent said...

lol, where the heck are you???apartment hell????

LaiLani Ali said...

there are approximately 864,324 reasons why I love living in a house. you have covered a couple...

catscratch said...

This is exactly why I don't go barefoot ever, outside of my own sanctuary.

It's just not right.

And yes, I'd blast a big bunch of OUST right into their door. I would.

Cece said...

You made me throw up in my mouth right now. A lot.

laughingattheslut said...

I had spent so much time in motels, that I actually got to where I liked curry. I just associated the smell with a couple of families who managed motels that I liked. But now that we've been away from them for a while I am not used to the smell anymore and don't care for it much.

And there is so much drama when you have to spent long periods of time in motels.

Trixie said...

Hmmmm, oust flavoured food, for wome reason I don't think your neighbours would like it, lol.

Trixie said...

Hmmmm, oust flavoured food, for wome reason I don't think your neighbours would like it, lol.