Thursday, October 2, 2008

No Post Here Folks, Move Along

Have you ever had one of those days when you are trying and trying to come up with a blog post and nothing comes to mind? Life is pretty bland these days and you have no appropriate blog fodder. You sit at your desk at work and you just sit there, thinking. ‘I could post about the time I was carried way by a strong gust of wind down the street’. Naaahhh. That won’t do. ‘I could blog about the time I went to the mall in Arundel Mills and lost my car in the parking lot like in Seinfeld.’ Naaaahhh, not funny. Hmmmmm.

In the middle of all this mind ramble a coworker comes to your desk and begins to ask you questions about work. 'How dare you? Don’t you see I’m in turmoil trying to come up with a blog post?' you think to yourself.

Coworker leaves and you begin to get back to the task at hand, coming up with an adequate blog post. Hmmm…..'I could post about my coworker who is still hung up on her ex husband.’ Hmmm... naahh.

I could post about how I am excited about dating again once I move back home.’ Naaahhh, they wouldn’t be interested in that, I think.

You almost have an idea then the phone rings and disrupts your train of thought, “What!” you scream into the receiver unnerved by the interruption only to find its your boss on the other end.

You ever have one of those days? Well I’m having one now.

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Eb the Celeb said...

when I have those days I just dont blog... no point in forcing anything... but its crazy how not having anything to write about... gave you something to write

Fabulously Broke said...

It's why I make notes about what I want to blog about as often as I can

I had a good one in the car but BF distracted me with talking some more and I forgot to write it down in my Palm PDA...

TravelDiva said...

LMAO. All of the time. I'm with Eb, then I just don't blog.

CarmenSinCity said...

I absolutely know what you mean. I sat at home last night and I wanted to blog about something really good, but I couldn't come up with anything and I ended up talking about the dentist - how much lamer could I be???????

I think my next post will be about my crazy stalker who chooses to remain anonymous because she's a pussy ass bitch. Yeah, that's probably what I'll do.

Moe Wanchuk said...

tell us some stories about college. Everyone has some great college stories.
Did any girls hit on you?
Did ur boyfriend have a teenie weenie you dumped him?
Did u cheat in stats class off the fat guy next to you?
Did you dine and dash?
Did you ever have a Mohawk?
Are you attracted to guys with moobs?
Are you a Chubby Chaser?
Did you ever "peek" in on your roommate and her bf?

Plus... We'd all love to know.

Ms.Honey said...

Even with all that you still found something to post about :)

Queen-Size funny bone said...

come to my house there is plenty material for everyone.

Anonymous said...

No, I always have great and moving blog posts. Hee...hee...I crack myself up. Just use bigger fonts - it looks like you wrote more.

MP said...

i feel like i have those days all the time. that's why i only post 1 or 2 times a week!

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T said...

it will be alright just have a gr8 weekend

Slick said...

As long as he don't fire ya....screw'em!

Figuratively girl, figuratively.

Lys said...

Yup - totally understand it. There are times I think "Oh that would be great" and then go "eeehhhhh". I lost it after Blog365. I couldn't even finish and finally decided I'll blog when I wanna blog and that's that.

I like EB's mindset.

B said...

I've been to that mall but never lost my car there. I normally do that in parking garages!

We all get bloggers block. You'll get through it.

Freckle Face Girl said...

I hate when work (of all things) gets in the way of blogging. My mind is already fried, so distractions quickly make me lose my train of thought. :)