Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Who Are My Neighbors?

Hello my blogosphere family. I have just come to a revelation and I must share this with you all because we are that close.

I think my neighbors next to me are Colombian drug lords. I say this because you never see anyone coming in or out of that house but you hear loud banging noises constantly. I could have sworn I heard a buzz saw the other day.

I've lived in my house for almost 7 years and STILL have no clue who lives there. The few times I've noticed someone going into the house, I've never seen them come back out. I have no idea what kind of car they drive because I never see the same car in front of their house.....ever.

Sounds kinda suspicious. You tell me.


18 People saying stuff:

My Fashion Frenzy said...

Spooky, LOL

Jeni said...

I'd probably be thinking about the same as you over neighbors like that.
Growing up here -very small village, ya know -I knew everyone along our street from the youngest to the oldest in each house. When my kids came along, I used to tell them "I knew everyone on this street and what boat their families came over on when I was your age." Today, I realize there are at least four families on this street that I have no fricking clue what their names are, much less what they look like, what kind of vehicle they drive, etc. And for me, with my prior experience along this road, it's very frustrating! Inquiring minds want to know these things, ya know! And I can no longer use that tag line I always handed my kids about knowing everyone and their brother now either!

lisaq said...

Yikes! Bar the doors girl! Hopefully, when the big drug bust goes down, you'll be somewhere else!

Mike said...

Don't worry it's not Columbian Drug lords. It just sounds like a serial killer getting rid of another body. Just bring him some Fava beans and a nice bottle of Kiyanti (sp?) and you'll be okay.

Tonya said...

kinda sounds like my in-laws neighbors!

Queen-Size funny bone said...

If you don't blog for awhile I will contact the authorities.
I probably would stop into the police station and tell them exactly what you told us. I bet they would find it interesting. Maybe there would be a reward with a bust.

The Ambiguous Blob said...

They could just be very private people and the ones who live there park in the garage.

Freckle Face Girl said...

That is weird! What about the witness protection program? Perhaps, the FBI stashes witnesses there for a little while. :)

Hit 40 said...

It could be someone very old? There are old folks in houses that you would never ever know are there.

If you see a lot of cars coming and going, then I would worry about drugs.

Overall, just be thankful that they leave you alone!!! I like neighbors that do not bother me.

Maxie said...

We obvy need to go on a recon mission. I'm convinced that there's a drug drop off spot near my house. I think I'm gonna blog about it next week, but I'm a little scared someone from the mob will come "have a talk with me".

shorty said...

If you do see them, my best advice is say Hello. You want to stay on their good side.

I think my neighbor is in the mafia. I've lived there 4 years and he's never introduced himself. He only nods when he sees me. He isn't home for days sometimes at a time (his newspapers pile up) he has two black vehicles (one a new caddy). He had the window busted out on the other one a few months ago. He smokes Kools like they are going out of style. He lives in sweatsuits. He does not have a "normal" job that I know of. And once in a while I'll see a nasty ass girl show up, but she never stays long...know what I mean?

moooooog35 said...

You should go check it out.

I get dibs on your CD collection.

dmarks said...

From the noises, it might be a metal band. And with nobody going in our out, they are probably very unpopular.

n0days0ff said...

Why you sound like you about to drop a dime on them?this like one of those tv show episodes where you find out they are ice sculptors instead lol

Terri said...

you know best but it does sound a little suspcicious unless it's an elderly person/couple that has lots of different family coming to visit and in between visits they bang on things with their canes. ;o)

CarmenSinCity said...

Very cool! Columbian Drug Lords have a great product. You should buy some. hehe Kidding!!!!

Have a good weekend sweety!!!!!

Hit 40 said...

Lots of good guesses about your neighbor. Take a pie over to figure out who was right for us.

imbeingheldhostage said...

Nothing I can say will even come close to the laugh Moooooog35 just gave me!