Monday, May 4, 2009

He's Perfect

Ladies, don't you just love it when you meet what seems to be the perfect guy. He seems to have so much in common with you and your family. He has a similar name and birthday to other members of your family, same profession as many members of your family, seems kind, hardworking, has his own place and car, takes really good care of his kids.


Then he opens his mouth..........

19 People saying stuff:

moooooog35 said...

Shit like this happens to me every day when I get up and look in the mirror.

Sandi McBride said...

I have often heard it said that the speed of light is swifter than the speed of sound...I guess this proves it...man looking all bright and wonderful...then he begins to speak...
Sandi

Renaissance Woman said...

Snap...hate when that happens.

Queen-Size funny bone said...

Hey, there is nothing wrong with a man that keeps his mouth shut.

shorty said...

Is he missing his teeth too?

Hit 40 said...

Gosh... what did he say?

I don't think I could do another hubby. They are too much like another child.

imbeingheldhostage said...

That's what headphones are for. Listen to some great tunes while he speaks and enjoy the view :-)

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

Shorty.....He was a complete idiot.

Melissa said...

This has happened to me before. It's really sad, better luck next time! :)

Karen said...

LOL. Oh, I know this story all too well!

Tanyetta said...

HaHa!!!!!!! Awwwwwwwwww!!! Thats a damn shame :(`

The Ambiguous Blob said...

MMmm yeah. That guy has been in my life several times. When can we have the full package, huh?

Tonya said...

That stinks! Sometimes they are too good to be true :)

lisaq said...

Ugh! Hate that!

brookem said...

oooh the WORST!

Trixie said...

It's when they look like a greek adonis and sound like a chipmonk that really puts me off.

Freckle Face Girl said...

Oh well, right?

CarmenSinCity said...

Ugh - I totally know how you feel - brutal!!

Suze said...

So I see you met half the guys I dated huh?