OK, so you guys remember several weeks ago when I started my gut busting quest right? Of course you do. Operation Bust a Gut is in full swing and here is an update, of sorts.
Well, I forgot to take an initial measurement so I have no freakin idea what my original gut was so to be honest I have no idea if this Ab Circle is even working.
I think I feel a slight difference. But it could be just my imagination. Aahh hell I don't know.
But it's been several weeks now and the commercial said I was going to lose like 10 pounds in 2 weeks or something. Uuhh....that sure as hell didn't happen.
I'm going to keep at it and see if my pants get any bigger.
I wish this slim down crap would happen already, I have some shopping I need to do.
I went on a pseudo date this weekend to Starbucks and the first thing the guy asks me is "Do you work out?"
Is this a trick question? I didn't know I was going to be given a pop quiz if I had I would have studied.
"You just look so skinny." he says. Now see, in my twisted little mind I heard, " You look like a little skinny 12 year old boy, you freak." When the afternoon was over and I was walking to my car I kept looking at myself in the reflection in the shop windows to see if I looked like the too skinny freak I'm sure he meant I looked like.
You just can't win with me. Welcome to my world.