Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Dr. Feel Good

Ok, so I had my regular annual exam with my OB/GYN. I enter the examining room as instructed and proceed to undress as instructed.

The doctor arrives and begins his routine breast exam, poking and prodding. Nothing out of the ordinary then all of a sudden he asks, “Have you ever had any surgeries on your breasts before?”

I answer, “No. That’s funny, that’s the exact same question the woman asked me at the place where I had my mammogram.”

Doctor: “That’s because there are no bumps or lumps anywhere. They are very soft too. It’s almost as if there were fake. They’re not drooping either.”

He then continues to poke and prod and feel all over them and now he’s making me feel uncomfortable because he just keeps feeling and poking.

The thing is...I don't have any breasts!!! HAHAHAHA!! I need to buy some because I am so flat. LOL

Hmmmm…… I wonder if my doctor is a freak. LOL

26 People saying stuff:

laughingattheslut said...

Well, there you have it. You officially have perfect breasts. You've been told so by a professional.

The Diva's Thoughts said...

laughing...I think he's just a freak. LOL

DurtyMo said...

*crackin up* Be happy cuz I wish my tits were the same dayum size. *upset* LOL!

DCchick said...

oooh, he copped a feel?

Nice compliment though!

KIKI said...

I'm sorry...what was that doctor's name again? LOL...

magnoliapeach said...

LMAO, sounds like he is to me! If you have no bumps or lumps what is he still rubbing them for?! ;)

GurlNexxDoor said...

Ohhhh, thats cute and a little scarey.

I wonder why they ask you those things durring the examination and not wait until you have your clothes back on.

david mcmahon said...

That was great - it just shows that the medical profession are so accustomed to seeing people who have had ``work'' done on their anatomy.

Vi vi vi vooom!!!!!!!! said...

Take it as a compliment for sure. He reckons your breasts are big enough!

Sojourner G said...

That's funny! My mouth was just starting to water and then....!

J/K

Glad you're healthy.

ANO said...

I think it's time to look for a new doctor! lol

CarmenSinCity said...

ha ha - that's funny!!!! Those doctors probably get off on that shit. Gross.

Monique said...

I guess better to compliment your boobs than your hoo-ha!

Always.Funky.Fresh said...

damn...i'm in the wrong profession!

OC said...

You left out an important factor... was he cute?

MysTery said...

LMBO! You need to switch docs ASAP!! lol. Ohmygoodness.

FERGIE said...

Okay I'ma say, take it as a compliment, but that Dr. sounds a little freaky deaky especially since he kept rubbing and squeezing after the initial assessment of no lumps or bumps.

Malnurtured Snay said...

Hey, I think it's completely unfair that you should come online and write about your perfect breasts without posting a photo of them! ;)

ElRanito said...

Ahhh, reason number #943 I'm glad I'm a guy.

Vixen said...

Perfect breasts...you must be a size "A"...that was the last time I had non-drooping boobs LOL

Joe said...

Funny. My doctor asked the same questions during a recent prostate exam.

Ugh...sorry.

But yes. Your doctor is a freak.

CapCity said...

this is TOO funny! Joe's response is funny AZZZ HAYL!! ROFLMAO!!!

soumynona said...

Joe is High....larious
You know that man/woman is a freak. It makes me curious though...being the breast aficionado that I am...feel free to send me...never mind, I'll take the doc's word...unless you're just dying for a 2nd opinion...

The Ambiguous Blob said...

you do NOT need to buy any if they're that perfect!

SSC said...

You should have asked if he could have at least bought you a drink first!!!!!!

Ms. Behaving said...

LMAO @ your post and Joe's response to it!!! Yeah...i'd be just a lil' bit leary of Dr. Feel Good!