Monday, September 17, 2007

I Kicked Your Tushy!!!

Last night Mr. Construction and I decided to hang out a bit and have some fun. We decided to go to Dave and Busters as it's the perfect date spot to hang out and interact with each other and have a blast.

Now a little back ground on Mr. Construction. he is EXTREMELY competitive. Case in point, a couple of months ago we decide to go bowling. Now anyone that knows me knows that I suck majorly at bowling but I still like to go and have a good time any way. Well we play 3 games and he proceeds to beat me all three games. He was totally in his element that day. He was just so pleased with himself that he won that he keeps gloating about it even to this day. He'll make comments like, " Yeah, we need to go bowling again so I can kick your but." Or, "Yeah, let's go to Dave and Busters so I can beat you in some games." Blah, Blah, Blah. Needless to say this really gets on my nerves. It's like he absolutely has to beat me in everything or else he isn't complete.

Well, we hit Dave and Busters and the first thing we decide to do is shoot some hoops. I BEAT HIS ASS!!!! Did you hear me?? I kicked his ass. He was so out done. He then suggested we play another game. Sure! No problem. We decide on a driving game were we can race each other. We raced each other twice and...... I KICKED HIS ASS AGAIN!! Yes I did! He was too through then so he suggests we play pool because he knows I suck at pool and that is the ONE game he knows he can beat me at. I agree and we play 3 games and he beats all three. Whoop tee doo.

You know I'm just cheesing the whole entire time because Mr. Competitive got his ass kicked today by ME!! HAHAHAHA!

We grab dinner and he said, "I can't believe you beat me in games I should have won." WHAT???!!! I'm thinking to myself, 'Oh you should have won because you are a guy? Is that it? Suck these man!!!' I just grinned. I am so pleased with myself. HAHAHA!

You know he is going to try and compete with me at some other insane game just so he can win right? LOL

26 People saying stuff:

DurtyMo said...

LOL! Doesn't it feel grand to win!!! I am uber competitive with Stunna altho he beats my azz at almost everything we do. *sigh* I just don't like the fact Mr. C gloats! Good for you for kickin his azz!

Sojourner G said...

It goes down bitter, but sometimes us guys need to eat a little humble pie. Know that he won't let it rest though. He's probably somewhere practicing right now! LOL

laughingattheslut said...

I would think that Mr. Construction would be a Mr. Fix-it guy, and that being good at something that's actually useful would be enough for his ego.

Opinionated Diva said...

LOL! I can't believe you beat him at hoops! I agree with G...he's probably somewhere practicing right now, so he can MURDDDDDDDDDDER you next time!

Honey-Libra said...

That reminds me of that show on BET HEll date i was watching one night where this guy was soo competitive he was like lets see who can eat more bread LOL the girl was like umm are you serious LOL

Shai said...

I actually dislike competing. I had a dude I dated do that and he got way too mad and losing. It ain't fun when the person is too serious about it. SMH. His ish talking was annoying.

Good you showed him. LOL.

Sizzle said...

i am dating a guy who is ultra competitive...i'm just now discovering. it's kind of a point of contention actually because i am pretty competitive myself. it's not that i need to win all the time but if you do win against me, must you gloat like a bastard?! let's play to win but lose nicely. that's ok by me.

go you for beating his ass!

GurlNexxDoor said...

Lol, Good for you!

This is my first time here but it won't be the last.

CapCity said...

i can't deal with men who need to compete w/ women - weak azzzes! i've had my share of those punks! my man & i shouldn't be competing against EACH other anyway! geeeez....

Catherinette Singleton said...

The only way that this could have been better is if he had excused himself to go and cry in the bathroom. Way to beat his ass silly!

Shai said...

Amen Cap. LOL. I thought I was the only one. SMH.

CarmenSinCity said...

ha ha - nice to hear that you beat him! Awesome!

Ms. Behaving said...

WOW...you beat em' at a game of hoops huh??? LMAO. Ummm yeah...that's gotta hurt!!!

[Ya know men think b-ball is NOT a gal thing]

YOU GO GIRL!!!!

soumynona said...

I respect your gangsta! I'm glad that you beat him down. Men are classicly competitive and every once in a while we need an ego check...btw, you can't beat me =>

david mcmahon said...

G'day from Australia,

Followed your link from Queen of Dysfunction. Sounds like you were a deserving winner.

Cheers

David

MysTery said...

Ha ha! That's what he gets. lol Maybe you should tell him that bothers you...

Vi vi vi vooom!!!!!!!! said...

Start taking some pool lessons on the sly so you can beat his ass in that as well!

MsPuddin said...

aww he sounded butt hurt. Did you buy him a drink?

MsP

KIKI said...

AHHHHHH....HA-HA-HA-HA! That ish is toooo funny! I wish I had been there so we could've tagged teamed him...cause I can shoot some pool. He wouldn't have won at shit! LOL

Seriously, try making a small wager (preferably of the sexual nature) the next time you guys compete at something. This way EVERYBODY wins, and he may not be such a spoil-sport when you kick his ass again cause he's still gettin somethin in the end.

ANO said...

I just wanted to say hello to a fellow Baltimore Blogger!

Monique said...

I went to that place with an ex-boyfriend. He got so pouty when I beat him in bowling that even the guy in the next lane (who was being beat by his girlfriend) was making fun of Mark. Ah, good times. And I wondered why that relationship didn't last? LOL

Mizrepresent said...

That is too funny Diva, but i for one am glad you kicked his AZZ! For all the ladies who have to deal with this, and you had fun doing it! lol!

Don said...

I too hate when that happens...

JustMeWriting said...

HAHAHAH... that was sooo funny. Yeah girl, he's going to make SURE he gets you back for that one..LOL.

The Ambiguous Blob said...

good on ya! It feels wonderful to win :)

lisa q. said...

haha...you go girl! good for you! :D