Monday, September 15, 2008

My Crazy Weekend

OK, so my weekend started off pretty normal. My plan was to meet some girlfriends for a movie then dinner. We met at the theater and saw a great movie then decided afterward to go to a restaurant close by for dinner. Not a problem. As we are eating and enjoying ourselves we notice that some people had walked in and started setting up for what looked like a birthday party.

Of course me being as nosey as I am had to ask the server what was going on. She informed us that a group had rented the place for a private party and they were charging admission. We were like 'OK, whatever.'

We finished our meal and was waiting on the check when we noticed a half naked man walking past our table! We looked at each other and the obligatory high fives were going around and the decision was made right then and there to stay our asses right there to see what was going on.

Then a few minutes later a couple of girls dressed in lingerie started walking around as well. Hmmmmmmmmm.

As it turns out this group was a sensual pleasures group who sold adult toys and they were throwing an appreciation party for all their freaky patrons. Hmmmmmmmm...

They gave us all gift boxes with condoms in them. Condoms, lingerie, dildos and nipple clamps. Damn skippy we stayed to observe the festivities. This only happens to me. lol

That was Saturday. Sunday I met another girlfriend for dinner. As I was approaching the restaurant in Columbia MD, I witnessed a Howard County police officer race up, jump out of his car, run up to this kid and knock him off his bike, Then a few more cop cars barrel into the parking lot and they all converged on this kid and began to rough him up. My blood began to boil.

I stood just outside of the restaurant and watched the entire thing. If I was thinking I would have videoed it with my cell phone. Dagnabit! Anyway, there was this one cop that started walking away to retrieve the kids bike and I was so pissed off at how they were handling him that I screamed "Cops are fucking assholes!"

This jerk stops in mid stride, walks over to me and says,"Keep it up and I'll arrest you for disorderly conduct."

I looked at him and said "Disorderly conduct?"

He says,"Yes, for cussing in public."

I said, "I'm here." As if to say I'm here, what's stopping you? The jerk didn't scare me. Puleeze! He just turned around. I turned to walk into the restaurant but my rage got the better of me and I turned back around and walked back out side to prove to that jerk he did not scare me.

There was another lady standing out there as well and I said....loudly..."That guy is an ass! I'm not scared of him!" She was standing there cosigning everything I said.

Then a gentleman walked out of the restaurant to have a smoke and he inquired as to what was going on. I told him.....as loudly as possible...that the cops across the street were roughing up a kid. Then I added...loudly of course... "That ass over there thinks some one is supposed to be scared of him. I'm not scared of him!" I even pointed at that jerk for good measure. He might be able to scare most people but he didn't scare me. Jerk.


He caught me on the wrong day.

22 People saying stuff:

abbagirl74 said...

Crazy weekend!

Moe Wanchuk said...

I wish I could hang out with you!!! Fun finds you.
How come no chick has ever handed me a d*ldo before?

Why so pissed at the cops? I believe if u fk with the cops, you get what you deserve. They didn't kick his @ss for no reason.

If i was that cop....I'd have given u a spankin. Then asked u out for dinner.

Suze said...

You're a tough cookie!!

Princess Extraordinaire said...

Sounds pretty wild.....

Terri said...

lol about the party at the restaurant! I would have turned every shade of red.

Also, we don't know what the kid on the bike had done - maybe he pushed grandma over and stole her purse. If so I'd be in on the beat down too. They wouldn't have tackled him for no reason and hopefully the kid will learn not to do that behavior that made the cops so mad. Then again, maybe not.

Seriously what a weekend for you girl!

lisaq said...

Awwww...I missed the party. Now, I'm sad.

shorty said...

You should have hit him with your newly acquired dildo.

Fixes them everytime!

charmcitygirl said...

No matter what the kid on the bike did, the cops shouldn't be beating him up, they are not judge and jury. They should arrest his ass for whatever it is he had done.

My sister works as a civilian employee of that police dept and my brother in law is a sheriff there. Tuesday night is dinner night at Mom's so I will be asking about this particular incident.

Damn girl, fun does follow you. I didn't know stuff like that happened in charm city.

Joe said...

Erm...as for the rest of the story, did you happen to pick up any extra boxes of stuff? lol

Other stories like this one abound, but they always sickens and sadden me. I could list 100 off of the top of my head, many of which end in far worse than a beating.

imbeingheldhostage said...

wow, I'd hate to see what happens to you when you go looking for excitement. Don't suppose you ever saw what happened to make a kid on a bike enrage the cops?

Slick said...

Turn around and face the wall!! Spread'em!!

Trixie said...

And you reckon your life is boring compared to mine? I think not!

Sandi McBride said...

Girl, what the hell were you smoking? Your life is dull compared to what? Frankly, I love your attitude, fun finds you in the craziest places and I don't even care that you called the cop a jerk...he must have been for you to have said it...but really, WHAT WERE YOU SMOKING?

Renaissance Woman said...

You go girl!!! I need to hang out with you more often. Such a fun weekend.

CarmenSinCity said...

Wow - lots of craziness going down in Columbia, Md. Those cops were fuckers. Glad to hear you stood your ground.

Karen said...

Interesting. My first thought was that the kid must have done something to deserve the police stopping him physically.

Your first thought was that the police were wrong.

Interesting that we had such different gut reactions.

Ms.Honey said...

HAHAHAHAHAH

Good things come to those that wait :)

Cat said...

I wonder what the deal was with that cop? I'm ignorant, I'd have called the police on them and taped the whole thing with my camera. I hate seeing violence!
And which restuarant were you at?

SSC~ The Domestic Diva said...

I wish I could have been there.

B said...

That party sounds pretty funny and awesome all at the same time!

People wonder why some have issues with cops and when you read a story like yours, you can see why!

MysTery said...

Well dang Ms. Fiesty!!

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