Thursday, September 18, 2008

My Husband Can Father Your Child

My friend Tracy, whom I had dinner with on the Sunday chronicled in the previous post told me the most incredible story that I'm still shaking my head behind.

She has a really good friend named "Sherry". Sherry is married to "Victor". Sherry and Victor have two little kids whom they absolutely adore. My friend Tracy has no children.

Tracy was visiting Sherry and Victor one day when Sherry out of the blue says, "Tracy, you should have a baby!"

"I don't know, maybe I should be MARRIED before I have a kid." was Tracy's response.

"Oh come on Tracy! I'll help you raise the kid."

"Uuumm, I think I need a man first." Tracy says.

"You can use Victor's sperm. I'm done with it. We're not having any more kids." Sherry says as she looks at her two sons.

"What? Are you kidding me?" Tracy says befuddled and trying to stifle a guffaw.

"No! I'm totally serious."

Tracy then looks over at Victor and asks, "Are you OK with this?" to which he simply shrugs.

"Do it Tracy!! We'll be family!" Sherry squeals.

I have never in all my life heard of any woman offering her husband as a sperm donor to a heterosexual woman. I am still shocked.

Could any of you women ever pimp out your husband's sperm like that?


31 People saying stuff:

MP said...

OMG! HELL NO! I actually had an experience where some woman wanted my bf to donate some sperm to her. She promised to leave the counrty and never talk to him again. She just wanted his sperm... *eye roll*. I'm not stupid. That's my sperm and when I'm done with it he might as well be done producing it because it will be put to no further use!

Lys said...

Ummm.. Diva, I have to ask. Perhaps the woman (and hubby) were tipsy? I just don't get their offer - they must be bat**it crazy.

B said...

What the hell?

Just think of the nightmare that could happen if something happened with the friendship if she DID use the husbands swimmers. There could be custody battles and all kinds of crazy shit.

No thanks! If someone wants a baby that bad but has no guy, go to the bank!

Joe said...

Can't wait to see how SSC responds to this...

shorty said...

What get his sperm, but no sex involved. Forget it.

Though wouldn't it be better (if you were only looking for a sperm donor) to "use" a man that you know and know has healthy kids and is a stand up guy, vs. a random one night stand possiblity?

Just saying....

Trixie said...

Nah, they can get the sperm from a sperm bank! Weird woman! Maybe she wants a threesome and her way of getting it? lol

Scrapping My 2 Precious Gems said...

OK this one I have to file under "What the ....?!?!" That is totally insane. I think that woman has lost some marbles in the process of becoming a mom. "We'll be Family"....sounds to me like the thinking of JHS years where two best friends decide to date two brothers and dream of marrying them one day and living next door to one another forever. That is one strange strange woman.

Moe Wanchuk said...

I would LOVE if my wife Pimped me out!

But......should I even tell the girls that I'm fixed?

(vixenchick) said...

omg that's crazy!

Suze said...

No, I'm sure that part was in the vows making it exclusively my property. I'll have to go re-watch the wedding video - but I'm pretty sure :)

Days like These! said...

what the hell????????????????

they would have been better off just being straight with her that they want a dayum THREESOME! Freaky motherfuggas!

Sandi McBride said...

You know I just come in here for the shock value, right? I mean I'm getting on up there in age now and I need a good boost to the system to keep my blood running hot and furious to all those parts that could go dormant if not for the likes of you...I hear laughing your ass off is good for the soul. I think it was the soul. Maybe it was the sole...now would that be fish or the bottom of my feet? You kill me Tee, you really do...damn you're fun, though...dangerous maybe...but fun
hugs
Sandi

Melissa said...

wow...I've never heard of such a thing.

Terri said...

whoa! that's crazy to do seriously. My hubs used to say his genes were so good he was going to go sell them (and no we never ever planned to) but I can't see offering that to someone you know! weird.

imbeingheldhostage said...

actually I made sure my husband's sperm would never make another child again, so an answer to your question, hellno. I did have a friend once offer me her husband for sex and when I burst out laughing, she joined me and he left the room angry. Apparently they were serious.

Ms.Honey said...

Ummmm.....WHAT THE HAM SANDWICH...is chic serious. I'm done with it hahahaha...I'm mad oh dude just shrugged his shoulders..on top of that doesn't she think Tracy would want the dad to have some sort of relationship with her hahahha and not just be a sperm donor...them folks smokin that good stuff

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T said...

u know i have had women, even married ones who man couldnt impregnate ask me to father their children because i was GOOD stock - aint that some shit


have a great weekend jones

catscratch said...

I will know to come over here for something to make me stop, shake my head and say what the hell....

No way would I offer up a sperm sample. I got enough problems.

Renaissance Woman said...

I wouldn't want to pimp out sperm...but I might considering using the sperm. Okay...not my best friends husbands, but a total stranger. A little strange!

lisaq said...

Ummmm...I failed sharing in Kindergarten. Still not very good at it!

charmcitygirl said...

This kinda stuff only happens in your world, Diva!! Good for Tracy. I like the way she thinks. Single parenthood can't always be avoided, I have firsthand experience, but it is so much better to have a partner in this whole parenthood adventure.

SSC~ The Domestic Diva said...

At least it was the woman offering. Could you imagine if it was the man.

In theroy I think she was okay with it, in reality it won't.

Your friend is a little nuts!!! Also I think her mouth might have upset her friend. What an insult. Have a baby, oh can't get laid here's my husbands sperm.

People piss me off, they need to think about others before opening their mouth.

If I was the friend I would slapped her and offered to tie her tubes myself!

CarmenSinCity said...

Um - that is totally fucking weird. Do you think her and the husband planned it before they went over to the girl's house? What did you friend say? Was she like "hell fucking no!"

Also, I would never pimp out my guy like that, but then I'm again I'm super jealous and possessive so maybe I'm just weird.

One Man’s Opinion said...

That's craziness. I have got to be missing something here.

Freckle Face Girl said...

I must admit that one of my friends did something similar to me. I was married though. They had tried to have kids for 10 years & weren't able to. Before we went to a fertility specialists, she told me that if it turned out to be my husband's problem that I could have her husband's sperm. I just said thanks for the offer. I think she was trying to share the baby. ???

Tenakim said...

What an awkward conversation! FREAKY!

Craze said...

Maybe I'm selfish but I don't ever see those words coming out of my mouth.

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Don said...

I could be wrong but Sherry sounds like she has something else up her sleeve. LOL. Nah, if I were married and my wife asked the same, I'd think my wife had all but lost her mind.

MysTery said...

"We'll be family!" What kinda mess!? lol

Cat said...

the answer is a strong whitney houston- hell to the no!