One Day I was talking to my girl Crazy on the phone and it went a little something like this:
Crazy: "Hey Tee, I want to move my computer up from the basement so I can use it. Can I do that?"
Me: "Uh, sure, you can put the computer wherever you want it just as long as there is a phone line nearby."
Crazy: "Why do I need a phone line?"
Me: "You are still using dialup for internet access so you need a phone line."
Crazy: "Aaaawww man! But what if I don't have a phone line in the same room?"
I give up.