Saturday, October 13, 2007

The Continuation Part 3...

With all the drama going on around my once peaceful abode I found it necessary to vacate those premises. It was extremely difficult to see those two so to keep my sanity and remain out of jail I moved.

Before I moved, however, I did realize that dumbass was receiving extra pay for being married that should have come home to his wife. So as you can imagine, I found it necessary to contact his commander/chief, whatever you called him, and bemoan how in dire straits I was financially (LOL). After all, I'm just a woman unable to stand on her own two feet and my husband just up and left me. LOL

Oh dumbass was not happy that I was going to receive part of his pay. Hmmmm.... oh well. Those checks started coming in monthly and it was great. Dumbass did everything he could to stop the influx of funds, but atlas, it was to no avail. LOL

On a separate issue, one evening he decided he would break into my apartment to retrieve his bicycle that was left on the balcony. I had the police come out and filed a police report. The next day I filed charges against him for breaking in and damaging my property. (He tore my balcony screen door). Oh I am so bad I know.

We went to court on our designated date and the charges where being read off and dumbass just stood there looking like a deer in headlights asking for a postponement because he did not have an attorney. Mind you he had already asked for a postponement which was granted so needless to say the judge was not having that and in no uncertain terms told him no...he had plenty of time to secure an attorney and we would proceed. Dumbass was so clueless.

Oh well, he sat down waiting for the time to testify when an attorney sitting in the courtroom representing someone else decided to have pity on dumbass and started to help him. He called us all out to the waiting room in order to settle this before the actual hearing began. My mother was with me and she chimed in, “No! He should go to jail!”

I settled for making him give me all of the cash he had in his pocket and left. Later that day I went shopping. HAHAHA!

23 People saying stuff:

Vi vi vi vooom!!!!!!!! said...

Yep love em and fleece em, that's the way to go!

Opinionated Diva said...

Wow girl...I think we all have a "dumbass" in our past.

MysTery said...

Oooo you are mean! LOL!!!

Pink Elephant said...

LOVES it!!!! HA!!!! Men can be so fucking STUPID! I love that you went shoppin on HIS what else....dumb ass!!!

Princess Extraordinaire said...

Geez - remind me never to get on your bad side!!

Pageant Mom said...

Good for you!!! I have a friend whose husband was much worse, and she finally paid him to go away (AND he still ended up in jail.) At least you got some money back!!!

lisa q. said...

dumbass got what he deserved, that's what i'm thinkin'...good for you girl! :D

DurtyMo said...

LOL! Dumbass!

Shai said...

The military don't play with allotment to dependents. Telling his CO was smart.

minijonb said...

lol! but you let him off easy. you should have taken his money and the clothes off his back so he would have had to walk out of court nekkid...

GurlNexxDoor said...

Good for him, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"

Freckle Face Girl said...

I can just imagine his shock!

CarmenSinCity said...

This is WAY better than Days of Our Lives! I love it that you got regular paychecks from him and you took him to court too. You are my hero!

The Ambiguous Blob said...

I hope he had a bunch of cash. What a dillhole.

Stepping Over the Junk said...

You're gooooooooooooooooooood!

Mizrepresent said...

Gurl, are we living the same life? lol

Karen said...

I love it! How much money was actually in his pocket at the time?

Joe said...

Wow...and...um...wow.

As much as I'm loving this story, I'm also sorry that you had to go through this. It must have been incredibly tough. SSC went through something similar and I can still hear the pain in her voice when she talks about it.

At least you got some measure of revenge.

Now let me go hide my money from you. ;-)

dc_speaks said...

loving the stories...

man...dude sure did make alot of boneheaded mistakes.

you did good gettin away.

Claudia said...

YOU FUCKING RAWK! LMAO what a marroon! if things ever sour... I look to you for guidance!

soumynona said...

OMG, that's why my cousin was talking 'bout "I ain't going to jail for no bike that I own!!"

LMAO, I'm just kiddin, I don't know the dumbass. But I'm glad you got him!!

SSC said...

You are what a woman is made of!!! I love you, you are my hero. Thank you for being honest, because you know all of us girls would have done the same if not worse!!! You are so classy!!!!

Sojourner G said...

gurl, you're like a cat. no matter how you drop 'em, they always end up on their feet!