Thursday, January 7, 2010

I...Can't....Breath!

I need to buy some new pants and some kick ass jeans but with my fat ass I opted not to go shopping. This was a painful decision as I heart shopping very much.

I figured if I am ever going to be able to purchase pants ever again I better get this stinkin gut under control so because of that I ordered the ab circle my friends! That's right! I ordered the ab circle so I can roll my fat ass into shape so that I can go shopping again.



Wish me luck! I'll be sure to give you regular updates.

10 People saying stuff:

JStar said...

:) I also did these front and backwards sit ups and these side stretches that took my gut away in 2 months...Good luck with that...

Noelle said...

It looks like a torture device - but for shopping it might be worth it!

Senorita said...

Good luck, I hope it works ! Please update us..........

laughingattheslut said...

My a** appears to be shrinking. I know that this cannot be true, as I had not lost any weight, and I do not particularly look or feel any better.

I think that it is partially a marketing ploy, that they mark the jeans a size or two smaller than they really are so that you think that you've lost weight and will buy more clothes.

Still, I do wonder what is going on, as every once in a while the pants feel a bit loose, and I seem to require pants that are a bit smaller, or a belt, or some such thing, though I still do not see any improvement in either the mirror or on the scale.

Perhaps my a** has flattened, after sitting on it a bit too long?

Anna said...

Good luck girl, hope you can wear your pants again, lol. Anna :)

Karen said...

I am intrigued!

Moooooog35 said...

That's a weird looking Sybian machine.

Go ahead...google it. I'll wait.

imbeingheldhostage said...

Ok, you didn't ask, so here's my advice... drink loads of water. This coming from a person who's gut could probably beat your gut up ;-)
It works for my husband-- he's all nice an trim (of course, HE'S not the one who has to stand in the closet eating at 11pm to keep the kids from the "Can I have some?" song).
Good luck T!

Martinis or Diaper Genies? said...

I JUST saw this and I was like...the f?!
Please update.

Freckle Face Girl said...

Good luck! I've been going to the gym everyday this week. So far, I just feel incredibly hungry. I have a feeling that hunger is cancelling any workout calories. Oh well, I can hope that next week the workouts continue & the eating extra stops. :)