Monday, July 16, 2007

How embarrassing!

We are having a baby picture contest here at work. We are all charged with bringing in baby pictures of ourselves and everyone is trying to guess who the baby is. It's all cute and fun.

Well Linda brings in a picture and it gets tacked to the board with the others. Linda, myself and Alice are all standing in front of the board just perusing the pictures and trying to figure out who is who.

Well I figured out which picture is Alice and which one was Linda so I'm just standing there looking at the rest of them and talking to both of the ladies when all of a sudden Alice spots Linda's picture. Now mind you, Alice has no idea this picture is of Linda. Alice proceeds to give her comments on the picture.

Alice, "Now look at this picture. I can't tell if its a boy or girl. And that yellow outfit with the yellowish background is not that flattering for that skin tone. What would make the parents dress that kind in that?"

All this time Linda is just laughing her ass off because she knows this is her picture and Alice has no idea that it's her she is talking all this trash about.

Now I had just just turn around as fast as I could and bolt because I was watching all this and was about to lose it! As I was scrurrying down the hall to leave for the day I am just laughing my ass off because Alice put her foot so far in her mouth she'll need to have it surgically removed!

20 People saying stuff:

KIKI said...

LMAO...If you can't say something nice...LOL!

CapCity said...

well, least she didn't say it was an ugly baby! LOL! We used to do this with our students - they always knew the teacher's photos because ours were Black & White (not the fancy stylized ones either! LOL!).

Vi vi vi vooom!!!!!!!! said...

Oh, silly lady!!!!! That's taking a bit of a risk since the photos are of people she knows! lol

lisa q. said...

haha...better in her mouth than up her a$$...sheesh! that is too funny! :D

Queen of Dysfunction said...

Holy cow, how embarrasing. But funny!

Sizzle said...

remind me to become mute.

Mizrepresent said...

Well Kudo's to Linda for not taking offense!

- said...

You see us guys..we're never bitchy like that. Serves her right.

And...do I win a prize. I was officially your 1000th profile viewer.

Waiting for my check in the mail.

Honey-Libra said...

AHHH AHAHAHA. I would have been like yea I thought so too. I asked my parents why they would do that to me LOL

Ms. Behaving said...

LOL.
Thankfully she didn't say anything worse.

I'm surprised Linda didn't just tell her "hey...that's me you're talkin about"!

I know I would have!

JustMeWriting said...

hahahahah... dag, that's a shame... that's why you've got to watch what you say. HAHAHA

Girly_Girl said...

Once, someone saw a baby picture of me and they said, "Can you believe how FAT that baby is?" :)

CarmenSinCity said...

I am always putting my foot in my mouth. hehehe

not fainthearted said...

It's amazing what passes for intelligent people these days, ain't it? Did she have NO recollection that these were pictures of her co-workers??? ROFLMAO!!!!

tAnYeTTa said...

oops! ;)

SSC said...

I would have grabbed popcorn and grabbed a seat!!! I wouldn’t want to miss this one.

Ann(ie) said...

hahaha.

doh!

Seriously, probably something I would do. gah! I'm trying to think b/f I speak and I have good days and BAD days!!!

Queen of the Mayhem said...

That is too funny! We did that at my work too....FUN STUFF!

This is exactly the kind of thing I would do.....I have long known the unfortunate taste of foot! *sigh* :)

Freckle Face Girl said...

At least it is Linda's parents fault!!! :)

Tired of being broke said...

LMAOOO, can you imagine if she had said who is the ugly baby in the yellow outfit? LOL I would stand right there and take it all in.