Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Lame Ass Dude at The Club

Ok so my girls and I decided to go out and kick up our heels and have a great girls night. We were looking good and smelling good. Ready to dance and flirt the entire evening.

We walk into the club ready for whatever the night had in store for us when our eyes immediately become fixated on some flailing type movement going on on the dance floor. After closer examination we discover that there is a guy with thick black rimmed glasses with a black, sleeveless mesh muscle shirt on and purple high waters and black converses! A serious throwback to the 80's. WTH!!

I blinked my eyes because I couldn't believe this fool had the audacity to walk out of the house with that mess on.

On the dance floor he did this high jump move then stuck his leg out and slowly brought his leg back in. Then I noticed he had a small black comb in his hand and I shit you not, this fool stopped cold, snapped his arms straight out and then slowly brought his right hand with the comb to his head and started combing his hair! Right there in the middle of the dance floor. You have got to be shitting me! This guy has lost his mind.

My girl Laurie watching all this stumbled backward laughing so hard that she almost fell onto the floor. Luckily I managed to reach around and grab her before she hit the ground but she did manage to break the heel on her shoe in the process.

We finally pull it together enough to find a table and proceed to sit down. I always knew I was a geek magnet but why when I was having a laugh fest at dumb asses expense with my girls did this fool walk up behind me and tap my shoulder just as I was about to take a sip of my drink. When I turned around and saw him standing there my glass went flying into Melissa's lap.

"Hey pretty lady, sorry I startled you. I just wanted to ask you to dance."

I look at him, then at my girls, then at him again then I ask him, "Are you serious?"

He looks at me then lowers his head and says, "I guess not." and walks off to stalk some poor unsuspecting woman.

Why me...whe me?

21 People saying stuff:

Honey-Libra said...

LOL...sounds like you and I have something in common it's either the geeks or the old men..I can't seem to get away from them LOL..and they alway hold their hands out as if that's suppose to make me feel better about askin me to dance I dont wanna touch your hand much less let your private area rub on my back LOL

DCchick said...

Hey pretty lady?

Seriously?

There are so many things wrong with this one, I don't know where to begin....

at least you all got a good laugh.

Tired of being broke said...

LMAOOOOOOOO. Why, why, why???? LMAOOOOOO

Sizzle said...

i always feel bad for those kinds of guys. it takes a lot of guts to walk up to someone. i've heard that geeks are great boyfriends. no seriously! heh.

but if you aren't into him, it's a turn off, for sure. sounds like quite a night. the dance floor hair comber- wish you got video of that!

The Ambiguous Blob said...

At least he took the hint rather well!

lisa q. said...

i mean i guess you have to give him credit for trying but damn! :D

Erica AP said...

Haha... Poor guy. Clueless and got shot down. At least he's got the confidence to go out looking like that...

Queen of the Mayhem said...

Hey...at least he left! Usually the ugly ones won't give up that easily....you know, eager is all they have! :)

CarmenSinCity said...

Awwwwwww - I feel kind of sorry for him. hehe

Yeah, at least he tried. We have to give him credit for that.

What club were you at? I used to LIVE at the Baltimore clubs. I liked the new hammerjacks, Club One, Have a Nice Day Cafe, Baja Beach Club, and sometimes that after hours gay club - I forget the name now. I think it was on Charles Street or something like that.

Cece said...

Be glad you weren't drunk and took him up on his offer or else we'd find your ass on MySpace somewhere! lol

Vi vi vi vooom!!!!!!!! said...

Awww, I DO feel sorry for him.

But would have probably done the same.

Stepping Over the Junk said...

that is too cute and I am giggling! I am sure it was more horrendous to actually LIVE it.

CapCity said...

i would've asked for a new drink...then MAYBE i may have even ...No who am I kidding! as pitiful as he sounded I would've nicely turned him away as well...but a new drink would've been nice;-)

CapCity said...

PS - is it JUST me - or are club crowds getting worse? I recall wonderful club memories when i was younger...it seemed the men were better looking & well groomed. NOW? The few times I DO go to clubs - it seems like the place is filled with RELICS.

I tend to go to lounge-type small venues now...

Just Me ! said...

too funny - you got me cracking up at the office - sometimes i want to ask guys - do you seriously think you have a chance with me ? LMAO - im horrible

dc_speaks said...

ahhhh...the club scene.

thank you for reminding me to school the young fellas.

that brotha could have been at the end of his rope and you could have helped him find the motivation to step it up or going crashing down the woe is me highway...lets hope it was the former and not the latter.

it was pretty darn funny though...i hate to admit it.

peace out homegirl

Joe said...

Lame ass dude at the club?

I HAVE A NAME, YOU KNOW!!! lol

Black Girl Interrupted said...

The first thing I thought was, "is he retarded?" Gotta give it to him for trying though. Lol.

Ms. Behaving said...

Awwww c'mon y'all---ladies: don't be SO mean.

At least give that dude an "E" for EFFORT.

NOT!!!!!

LMAO @ joe

Divalicious said...

lol...It sounds like you were at fur night club. =) (you and I seem to live close)

tAnYeTTa said...

i would have danced with him! awwwwwwwwww! i feel sorry for dude. he just needs the right friend or woman in his life to slap some sense into him. i honestly believe people have NO idea that they are 'violating' the rules unless someone points it out to them. it takes a lot of guts to walk up to someone and ask them to dance then to get rejected. ouch!