Tuesday, May 15, 2007

I am going to jail

Ok blog family, my blogging days might be coming to an end one day soon. It’s been a real blast blogging with you all but it seems my days will be shortened.

Why you ask…….I will be going to jail one of these day. I had my entire immediate family over to my house on Sunday for a Mother’s Day dinner. My 13 year old niece comes in and that’s when I knew I was going to jail.

This child is tall and slim, beautiful beyond words and has a body to die for ALREADY!!!! I just know in my heart of hearts I’m going to have to stab some little boy for stepping to my niece. It’s gonna happen people.

My brother already told me some little boy from her school has already been sniffing around her…calling her late night and whatnot. This little boy keep on and he WILL come up missing.

To all you little teenage boys…..you are forewarned...I will fight a kid!

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Vi vi vi vooom!!!!!!!! said...

Jesus, you had me GOING there! I felt the same with my niece, she's drop dead gorgeous, and she did get raped (wanted to save herself till she got married) so I can understand how you feel!

Freckle Face Girl said...

I'm sure her dad will be an accomplice. :)

Vixen said...

I feel the exact same way about my 12 year old niece who looks 16... Boys already trying to "hang out" with her. The good thing is her Dad tells her "NO" and she respects and listens to him. I actually think she is afraid of him...which is a good thing for discipline.

I'm sure your niece knows right from wrong as well! :)

CarmenSinCity said...

We have to try to remember what it was like when we were that age. Make sure you don't embarass her! hehe

lisa q. said...

yep, that's what happens...they mature soooo early these days! it's unbelievable! let me know if you need bail money...

yerdoingitwrong said...

heeeheeeeeeeeeeee! You had me going, too. I'll chip in on bail. =)

Anonymous said...

I feel that way about my nephew -he's a knockout and a sweetie so any girl who screws with him has to deal with ME!

Stepping Over the Junk said...

yeah me too..with my two little girls...any boy that comes close gets the ole' shotgun

SSC said...

I have two boys and I can imagine the calls I will be getting when their older. Not to mention that should I have another one and if it’s a girl, I will be getting it from both sides. You crack me up!!!!!