Monday, June 11, 2007

Drivers IRK me!

Another blogger made a post about rude drivers last week and this morning I thought I would write my own post as well.

When I am driving in the fast lane in a 65 mile an hour speed limit doing 76….don’t flash me or honk at me to drive faster! MOVE AROUND ME! That only tends to make me slow the hell down.

When I am stopped in a turning lane waiting for traffic to pass so that I can proceed….DO NOT come from BEHIND me and try to get in front of me!!! I HATE THAT!! I'm not sitting cockeyed in the middle of the street for no reason dipshit.

Do not…I repeat….DO NOT park directly in front of my house. There are 50 other places to park….why in the hell would you park in front of MY front door. Move down ONE space.

Assholes!

UGH!!!!

End rant.

17 People saying stuff:

lisa q. said...

haha...i hear you girl...frustrating stuff isn't it?

thanks for stopping by and commenting...isn't johnny just fabulous? do make sure to check out the blog roll...you should soooo join! you could do a johnny post once a month! :P

Princess Extraordinaire said...

People are oblivious......

JustMeWriting said...

well I guess NOW public transportation has its perks...lol.

Vi vi vi vooom!!!!!!!! said...

Oh, and arseholes who don't give way to you on a round about! They put one in at the beginning of my street a little while ago, and so many drivers forget they have to STOP when I'm turning right! GGGGRRRRR!!!!!!

Always.Funky.Fresh said...

How about the idiots who blow their horn as soon as the light turns green?!?! You don't even have a chance to put your damn foot on the gas!!! When they do that to me, I sit there and wait till the light turns yellow, then I take off. Fuggas.

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

You should try anal pores. Not to mention they shoot down in Georgia - so it is wise to always carry your GAT. Nice blog sister.

Ms. Behaving said...

Ya see....it's little stuff like this that makes me appreciate the good ole iron horse I ride in/out on each and every day.

Mizrepresent said...

I hear ya on the rude, obnoxious drivers....we got more than our share around here.

Jasmineflower said...

The thing about here in Switzerland is that everyone is so courteous on the road. When i get fustrated at them for being ever so patient i end up looking like the asshole

Vixen said...

Yup, I sometimes wish I could bike or walk to work...

notfainthearted said...

Amen, sister! the parking one really pisses me off in the winter when I've busted my butt to shovel a path to the street and some yahoo parks right.in.front.of.it. I've gone so far as to leave notes on windshields...back in the day when it meant climbing over snowbanks with babies in carseats.

laughingattheslut said...

I live in Dallas County.

And I hate Dallas.

CarmenSinCity said...

Where do you live in Baltimore???? I'm from Severna Park.

Do you live in the city like Canton or Fed Hill?

Or, do you live on the outskirts?

Cece said...

I can't stand overly agressive drivers. CAN'T STAND THEM. Unfortunately, my husband is one of them. Ugh. When we drive for more than 15-30 minutes I bring something to read so I don't have a heartattack along the way!

dc_speaks said...

hahahahaha...I have heard it all. " Do not…I repeat….DO NOT park directly in front of my house. There are 50 other places to park….why in the hell would you park in front of MY front door. Move down ONE space"

That has got to be the funniest thing I read today...hands down. You win the award. I loved the rant. Though I'm sorry you had to experience those things of late.

ummm..feel better maybe?

Bklyn Diva said...

hahahaaaa well u sound like me!! LOL but today i think I pissed many of them off.. :) I drove the speed limit LMAO

tAnYeTTa said...

get it out! get it out!

hahaha...you know you don't own the front of your house! LOL