Thursday, January 31, 2008

I WILL Kick Your Ass

Ok you pissed me off higher then I've been pissed in a LONG time. I asked you to take mom to her CT Scan appointment to help out because afterall, she is YOUR mother too. I need some help and it's time you stepped up to the plate.

I asked you to do this ONE thing but NOOOOOOOOOOO! That was just a little too much. Your arrogant, rude, disrespectful ass have absolutely no regard for anyone else's time. You think the world revolves around you so much that you thought it was ok to take mom to her appointment 1 HOUR LATE. Oh yeah...you thought having her wait that long and just showing up to the radiology clinic an hour late was fine and they would just take her. But NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! They told your stupid ass that they wouldn't take her because you were AN HOUR late so now I have to take MORE time off work and take her to do something YOU should have done. How arrogant and disrespectful is that to think it's ok to totally blow off an appointment like that? To think that you can show up whenever the hell you feel like and it would be ok...fuck whatever else anyone has going on or that these people had OTHER PATIENTS TO SEE is the height of arrogance. BITCH!!!

I don't care that I am only 4' 11 and 130lbs and you are 6'5 and 300 PLUS pounds......I will still drop kick you right in the back of your throat and beat that ass.

Can you tell I am pissed right now?

43 People saying stuff:

Sizzle said...

i can't tell. no.

(totally justified it sounds like, honestly!)

Jeni said...

This sounds so much like dealing with my older daughter. After I had surgery 2 years ago this past fall down in Pittsburgh, when I had to go back to see the surgeon for my checkup, (in Pittsburgh, of course, which is a 3 hour drive from where I live), my older daughter insisted that she would take me for that appointment. The appointment was scheduled for 1:00 and I had told daughter if we left here by 9:30 a.m., the latest, that would get us there, allow time to park, walk to the office, etc. No problem she says. Again, yeah, right! There's a very good reason I hate to rely on that daughter to take me ANYPLACE because she is ALWAYS LATE! She arrived at my house at almost 11:15 a.m. I called the dr's office to tell them we were leaving -gave eta, etc., and asked if he'd still be able to see me around 2:30 then, estimating our arrival time. The receptionist was very curt with me -can't say as I blame her -but she said yes, however, you may have to wait a while because you know, he has other patients. Yes, I knew that -I just wanted to know if we should go ahead and make the trip after all. Seeing as daughter had already taken the day off from work, didn't want her to have to take another full day off and probably go through the same crapola again then anyway. When she does stuff like that, it just irritates the living daylights out of me. If I had a nickel even for every time she's been supposed to be here for a family meal, or holiday dinners at my aunt's, or other get-togethers, that she was late for, I probably could be well on my way today to being rich! My other two kids and I have a game we play now when I'm having a big family get-together, we have a pool, everyone puts a quarter in and guesses a time when we anticipate she will arrive. Whoever guesses the closest, wins the pot! When she found out we were doing that, she had the nerve, unmitigated nerve I tell you, to get pissed off at us! We still have the pool going you know.

Karen said...

I will totally help you kick his ass. What a jerk.

MysTery said...

DANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Girl I so feel for you. I know you wants to acK really bad!!!

Ohhh wee. Girl just pray for peace and guidance... (hug!)

tAnYeTTa said...

that's right!!!!!---get it out! don't keep it in :)

mSjEnA said...

WOW !! I'd be pissed too. If you need help, Call me..we're both about the same height.. I got the knee caps !

Suze said...

Damn, that pisses me off too.

*~*Cece*~* said...

I have a brother-in-law just like that and I can't fucken stand him. He lives 2 MINUTES from my MIL and she calls us, who live 20 minutes away, to come change a light bulb in her appartment. Seriously, I hate him.

I hope your mom is alright.

Vi said...

I hope you actaully SAID those words to your sibling!

Kelley said...

I can send some pus filled, crab crawling, bleeding haemorroid vibes to that SOB if you like.

Just say the word babe and I will send them right on over.

laughingattheslut said...

I thought this was coming.

You would think that finding mom a nice place would be the hard part. Somehow, it isn't. Somehow, the person who was doing the least work before now takes the opportunity to do even less work now. Once in a great while, mom will still have to be taken to the doctor or the dentist or whatever, but he can't be bothered.

lisa q. said...

and well you should girl! kick away!

Always.Funky.Fresh said...

Damn, hate to see what it's like when you're really pissed.

magnoliapeach said...

Damn girl!! I'm glad you let it out before you popped a vessel.

Opinionated Diva said...

Tell 'em how you really feel son!

I've been saying that a lot today!

It's hard being the responsible sibling isn't it? It's like it gives people this feeling that it's OK for them to be screw ups because the responsible sibling will fix things.

I feel your pain girl and I hope you get the help you need concerning your mom.

Lys said...

Drop kick him - what a @(*#*&@*#@**$##*#*@*@

Breathe - and have a cocktail - then kick his ass again.

Craze said...

Wow, you brought back some memories. I had a love/hate relationship with my sisters when my mom was going through chemo/radiation. You wouldn't think it would be so hard for them to step up to the plate now and then. ((HUGS))

shorty said...

I know you are pissy now, but you have to remember that atleast you have a mom and brother to get pissy at.

Don't sweat this.

Have a great weekend!

Ms.Lady said...

woooow.
I hope he realizes he has children as well and the things HE is doing to HIS mother will come back on HIM 10 FOLD!!
*this is THAT brother...right*

dc_speaks said...

beat that ass...let him heal up, hide behind the bushes, let him come out the house, hit that fool over the head with a garbage can..then proceed to beat that ass again.

hol'up one sec'...wtf..under 5 feet...you need back up. dear.

breathe.......

Don said...

LOLOLOLOL! Too funny!

The worse thing in the world a woman can say to a man (relative or not) in those truthful moments where she is 100% right...

"...but your stupid ass"

That kills us.

Eb the Celeb said...

uh - yes...

but i completely understand it...

Tell em why you mad son!

Pageant Mom said...

Oh!!!

Um, Are you going to sell tickets? I want a front row seat!!!

;o)

I'd be pissed too.

KIKI said...

AWE SHIIIID!!!

*pulls off earrings...pulls out the economy size jar of Vaseline...bounces around like Tyson right before he bit Hollifield ear off...*

Where he at!?!? I gotcho back!

Salesdiva said...

I got your back girl.

Not Fainthearted said...

vent here. it will keep you out of prison ;-)

Hope the sibling pulls his head out soon.

{{hugs}}

SSC said...

Can't you kick him out of your mothers house and have your mother live down the street like you talked about?

He is not going to change because he is too into himself.

I will hold him down while you beat him!!

dmarks said...

Sounds like he should be keelhauled.

Ms. Behaving said...

That right there...is beyond inconsiderate so you definitely have more than enough reason to be [pissed].

Ann(ie) said...

Um, sounds like you have every right to be!! ug. Need help with the ass kicking give me a ring!

K.Victoria said...

Wow.. it's so clear that you are pissed!!

Kenzie! said...

This even makes me mad. Totally kick their ass.

Don said...

Diva, I see you're still over here raising Hell on Monday morning. lol.

Shai said...

Diva, I feel ya and agree. Is this your brother that does nothing to help? I sucks.

durtymo said...

Wow! Chile breeve in.. breeve out.. cuz really!

That girl said...

I wonder if your brother reads this blog?


What ignorance. So sorry to hear.

Think of it this way, you are no doubt, the favorite!

laughingattheslut said...

Oh, we don't know that she's the favorite.

My dad had only the one brother, about nine years younger. My dad's brother was useless, divorced three times, had three kids that he didn't take care of after the divorce and at least two more that he didn't even meet until they were teenagers. And he would go to jail for stuff like hot checks. And he pretty much stole stuff from his mom and had her co-sign stuff.

But he was his mama's baby.

My dad would try to deal with the bill collectors. The checks that she wrote to the drug store and the electric company would bounce because of something that my uncle did, and my dad would try to deal with it.

And then from the thousands of dollars that my uncle took from my grandma, he would buy her a twenty dollar watch, and she would show it off to everyone.

My dad didn't buy her a watch. And sometimes all that other stuff that he did just didn't count as much as that watch my uncle bought with her money.

minijonb said...

wow... tell us how you really feel...

JustMeWriting said...

LOL...LOL... oh my goodness girl!!! BOY HAVE I MISSED COMING HERE...LOL. You're a mess and I just thought you were a "lil" miffed. lol.

Sojourner G said...

I'll hold the ladder!

Tired of being broke said...

What an irresponsible jerk.

http://www.firstrateme.com said...

My brother is equally as selfish. You make me want to kick his butt on credit because I know he will pull a stunt soon

ADD mom, wife, sis said...

Girl why does it sound like you talking to my oldest son? The whole no respect for other peoples time and everything!

its sad