Picture this, a warm, beautiful sunny Saturday afternoon. I'm at the Inner Harbor in Baltimore hanging out, taking in the ambience that is Baltimore. For those that are not familiar, the Inner Harbor is probably the premier tourist trap spot. Its the downtown waterfront where you can eat, drink, watch boats, shop and people watch which is what I was doing.
My friend and I were just sitting on a bench watching people go by and being amazed at the fuckupness that some call fashion. There was a group of guys, about 4 or 5, standing sort of in front of us talking amongst themselves having a decent time when 2 girls walked past. Now, being that these two girls were relatively attractive you might imagine that the guys all turned their heads and watched the girls walk by. Well apparently one of the girls didn't appreciate her friend being watched and walked up to the group of guys and said, "Are you all looking at my girl?'
Now the guys are shaking their heads as if to clear it out because they didn't hear what she said. One of the guys decided to ask, "What did you say?"
"Were you all looking at my girl?"
Guy: " Uuuhhhhh..... huh? Nah"
Girl: "Don't be looking at my girl. I don't appreciate that shit."
Ok, by now my friend and I are looking at each other like 'I can't believe what the the hell I am seeing.'
All of the guys just looked at each other back and forth as if to say, 'I can't believe this bitch is stepping to us like that." and then they all started to laugh and simply said "Naahh girl, it's all good." and turned away from her.
She mean mugged the guys as if she was going to whoop their ass then turned to her girlfriend and walked off. By this time all of us withnessing this crap just burst out into hysterics.
What the hell was she gonna do with a group of men by herself? LOL
She was protecting her honey. HAHAHA
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