Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Ok are you kidding me right now?

Picture this, a warm, beautiful sunny Saturday afternoon. I'm at the Inner Harbor in Baltimore hanging out, taking in the ambience that is Baltimore. For those that are not familiar, the Inner Harbor is probably the premier tourist trap spot. Its the downtown waterfront where you can eat, drink, watch boats, shop and people watch which is what I was doing.

My friend and I were just sitting on a bench watching people go by and being amazed at the fuckupness that some call fashion. There was a group of guys, about 4 or 5, standing sort of in front of us talking amongst themselves having a decent time when 2 girls walked past. Now, being that these two girls were relatively attractive you might imagine that the guys all turned their heads and watched the girls walk by. Well apparently one of the girls didn't appreciate her friend being watched and walked up to the group of guys and said, "Are you all looking at my girl?'

Now the guys are shaking their heads as if to clear it out because they didn't hear what she said. One of the guys decided to ask, "What did you say?"

"Were you all looking at my girl?"

Guy: " Uuuhhhhh..... huh? Nah"

Girl: "Don't be looking at my girl. I don't appreciate that shit."

Ok, by now my friend and I are looking at each other like 'I can't believe what the the hell I am seeing.'

All of the guys just looked at each other back and forth as if to say, 'I can't believe this bitch is stepping to us like that." and then they all started to laugh and simply said "Naahh girl, it's all good." and turned away from her.

She mean mugged the guys as if she was going to whoop their ass then turned to her girlfriend and walked off. By this time all of us withnessing this crap just burst out into hysterics.

What the hell was she gonna do with a group of men by herself? LOL

She was protecting her honey. HAHAHA

21 People saying stuff:

Suze said...

Apparently just giving them the finger wasn't enough.

Nicole P. said...

Well, she could've just thrown a handful of breadcrumbs on the guys and let those scary ass pigeons take over.

Mizrepresent said...

Gurl, i see this everyday in the ATL...it's getting sick, really sick...

minijonb said...

that is freakin' hilarious. i need to find some video of that!

One Man’s Opinion said...

Don't be underestimating the power of a lebian, girl. They be some fighting bitches. (no offense).

Claudia said...

Oh man that must have been hilarious! All the lesbians's I've met are super sweet and happy :P not like cavewoman there, holy!

Vi vi vi vooom!!!!!!!! said...

Some people just SEEK attention!

lisa q. said...

girlfriend got some balls huh? sheesh! :D

laughingattheslut said...

Well, we don't really know, do we? Maybe she would have turned into one of Summer Glau's characters and kicked ass.

Probably not.

I do like Nicole's idea. That would have been funny.

Karen said...

ok....I just learned the terms "mean mugging" and "stepping to us like that". Or at least I think did...LOL

ANO said...

You can do the best people watching at the Inner Harbor!

Joe said...

Its always interesting to see that because she knew they couldn't (or wouldn't) do anything to her. It was no-lose.

Ms.Lady said...

lol...just because you call yourself "butch" does not mean you magically inherited the strength of a man..lol..they STILL can lay yo' ass out...lol...too funny..she shouldve just taken it as compliment..oh well.

MysTery said...

Lol, thats funny.

WrkNProgress said...

Thats funny! I love people watching.

Eb the Celeb said...

LOL - chicks is crazy and that does not exlude lesbians... do you know when the wire cast was on 106 last week that chicks in the audience was screaming like crazy for Snoop. I dont think they realized that she is a woman. It was very disturbing

CarmenSinCity said...

Oh gross - that's so pathetic and funny! I love it.

Don said...

hmmm...that honey must be sum kind of good to her. lol.

That happened to me once back in '97. Female asked me if I were sleeping with her girlfriend. Me and the quizzing female became the best of friends for awhile. Go figure.

SSC said...

I would have been were you looking at my girl. Well why weren't you looking at me. Do these jeans make my ass look big. Really tell me I can take it.

That girl said...

I love it when someone has their boobs hanging out and wearing something see through or a super short skirt and then say " WHAT are you looking at?"

well if you didnt want me to look, you should've dressed differently this morning. Jeeesh.

The Ambiguous Blob said...

that place is an AMAZING people watching location!