Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Just admit it!!!

Posted by Diva's Thoughts at 10:43 AM

There is this guy on my job that I swear is gay! He is anal about his grooming and the cleanliness of his cube. Every other day he is wipping down the TOP of his cube. Who the hell wips the TOP of their cube!!!??? NO ONE sees the top! It's too tall.

Don’t get me wrong, if you are gay then I’m happy for you just don’t be in denial. Come out for goodness sake. Hell, we can talk about drapes, make up and fashion together. Shit, we can go shopping! I LOVE shopping. I love gay men so stop hiding.

I swear this guy is gay. He has never been married, never had a girlfriend the entire time I’ve worked here. NEVER. Another male co-worker came over to his cube and he exclaimed, “Hey girlfriend!” What da hell!!!

Just admit it why don’t you so we can go shopping. I need a new pair of shoes dammit!

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Vi said...

Take him to lunch and 'out' him. That's what I did with one of my work colleagues, and became my best 'gay' friend.

April 17, 2007 at 11:57 AM
dmarks said...

Then there is always the wisdom (?) of Jerry Seinfeld:

"I am not gay. I am, however, thin, single and neat. Sometimes when someone is thin, single and neat people assume they are gay because that is a stereotype."

April 17, 2007 at 1:44 PM
Erica Ann Putis said...

Haha... I know that guy. But unfortunately I dated that guy and I still think he will come out after he's been married with kids and has bought a house... :)

April 17, 2007 at 5:21 PM
CarmenSinCity said...

I love hanging out with gay guys too!

April 17, 2007 at 5:50 PM
Anonymous said...

If he's gay but in the closet defiNitely take him shopping to let him out and be free to express himself!

April 17, 2007 at 8:38 PM
lisa q. said...

oh gay guy friends are absolutely the best! my favorite time, besides the shopping of course, is hanging at the bar checking out the hot bartender together...too frickin' fun!!!

April 17, 2007 at 10:38 PM
laughing said...

It was so nice having this six foot four gay guy walk me to my car at the mall after work.

I got a safe escort from a good looking guy, compliments and/or suggestions on clothing, and no wrestling match when we said good night.

April 17, 2007 at 10:39 PM
Freckle Face Girl said...

Sounds like he needs someone to open up the closet door & invite him out. :)

April 19, 2007 at 6:34 AM
WSOP Floor Supe said...

When I lived in Vegas my apartment was smack dab in the middle of "Fruit Loop Alley". Ventured into a bar that I did not know was a "gay" karoake place.

Met the straight very sexy female KJ and became friends. Her world was the gay population and some of my best times in Vegas were hanging out with the guys and her.

Did I mention that I am an expert shoe shopper?

April 20, 2007 at 2:55 PM
Anonymous said...

on the other hand, he could be really shy and not good with women. Suggesting he's gay is going to wonders for his self-esteem. In other words, what seinfield said.

April 21, 2007 at 6:17 AM

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